Although many people disagree with the saying "Honesty is always the best policy", and thousands have gotten their asses repeatedly kicked by living by this doctrine, I have chosen to adopt it for my own. People just piss me off so much, that next time someone says something insanly rediculous, and unbelievably stupid I am going to point out that they are uterly retarded, and that they honestly need to kill themselves because they are wasting resources for the rest of us.....Like just today, I was talking to this stupid bitch that goes to my school about politics and this bitch freaks out and is says " Ummm, can we please talk about something else, I don't see how this matters" To which I respondend "What, you can't handle an intelligent conversation for more then five minutes?" See, that was sort of honest, but I should have said something like this " Fuck you, you nasty whore, I am probably the only male in the world, let alone this area, that will even speak to you about something other then sex, you are a moron, and I hope that you die of the AIDS, that I know you are carrying inside that puss bag of a body, you skank!" Perhaps I will e-mail her and tell her that very thing when I get done posting this....Not to mention the fact that she said polotics don't matter, which might be the single dumbest statement I have ever heard, and trust me, I have heard some dumb shit.... Polotics don't matter? What the hell, polotics are your views of politicions, politicions make major decisions that effect your life eveyday, but this bitch thinks they don't matter. What a complete waste of sperm ( one of the most abundent substances on Earth). Anyway, that conversation was a little off the topic of this post, but seriously next time someone says something completly stupid to you, just remember, "Honesty is always the best policy"
Times when you can use this life philocify are
1.) When eating nasty ass food cooked by someone you know, don't worry about fellings, just tell them it sucks!
2.) When talking to a teacher in any Soc. Studies or Social Sciences class, just inform him or her that you don't give a shit what the book says that the Ketucky Millitia did take over Canada in the War of 1812.
3.) When talking to skanky ass hoes who don't think politics matter.
4.) When people tell you that you are (insert insult here) don't apologize or ask them what you could do to make them change their view of you or say something gay like that, just tell them they are a fucking moron and if they didn't spend so much time worrying about thumbing their asshole maybe they would realize that you are completely right about everything.
5.) When people ask you what you were really doing that time they were IMing you online, dont lie, just tell them you were looking at this kick ass website inbetween your long stints of pornography viewing.
People who don't think honesty is the best policy are fucking morons, and I don't care if they know that I think that.
How's that for honesty?