| AOL Really pisses me off! | ||||||||
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| Damn you AOL I'll kick your ass for trying to fuck with me!!!!!!!! | ||||||||
| Okay, so this is how the story starts. The other day I had my friend over and we were having all kinds of fun cracking on old people and stupid cheerleaders, but then he remembered that I had this total kick ass webpage and he asked me if we could look at it. So, I really didn't want to because I was having so much fun cracking on stupid ass old people, but I decided that I would show him. Well, I typed in the web address and insted of my ass kicking orgasm causing webpage, AOHell's homepage came up. My exact words were "What the fuck?" My frined was like "Dude this isn't cool ". To which I reasponded "Fuck you ass licker!" Well, I went to Yahoo.com (which kicks ass by the way) to e-mail shitty AOL, and while I was writting those fucks an e-mail, I decided to check my in-box. It turned out I had an e-mail from AOL which said something like " We regret to inform you the your homepage has been deleted and it's contents removed do to it's xplicit material". I sent them a reply that went something like this Dear AOL, I regret to inform you that your internet service is a peice of shit! I would also like to ask you if you have ever heard of this thing in the U.S. Constitution called "Freedom of the Press" ever heard of it, you Nazis? I'm going to make a new site, and guess what, my first post is going to be about what Nazi fucks you guys are. Hail Hitler you stupid ass holes! Well, how's this for "xplicit", FUCK YOU! Sincerly, Jonathan I. King Nice job spelling explicit you stupid cock barfs. Jesus AOL sucks ass! AOL really pisses me off! |
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