KrackWeazel: yeah My Radio station is the Shit

LA7JOE: ~~Roll Call~~

LA7JOE: Joe Vaelen

JOESLAG: ERZ-1001

bmancarder: Edge Damon

KrackWeazel: Scott

LA7JOE: ~~Prologue~~

LA7JOE: [[With Scott discovering his new weapon, the team left the

mountain, Joe and Scott falling off, while Joe landed safely with the help of

his armor Scotts crashed down making a huge crater in the process]]

LA7JOE: [[The team now reaches the Wastelands again as they begin to cross

it yet again...]]

LA7JOE: ~~Begin SIM~~

LA7JOE: :::Keeps up a good pace:::

KrackWeazel: ::still trying to figure out how to get rid of the armor as he

walks::

KrackWeazel: this crap is hot

LA7JOE: Call it off or something

KrackWeazel: I don't know how

LA7JOE: Sucks to be you then

KrackWeazel: ::takes out his stick::

KrackWeazel: you fear the stick don't you

LA7JOE: Thats one bitchin stick

KrackWeazel: you fear the stick, admit it!

bmancarder: Yes, I do fear the stick

LA7JOE: You fear the stick?

LA7JOE: :::Looks at edge oddly::: Strange

bmancarder: I do not welcome sticks, like some of you others might

KrackWeazel: ::looks at the stick and the sheaths it::

LA7JOE: I do not fear the stick, for I have the sword!!

LA7JOE: :::pulls sword out, slashing it around::: Fear the sword!!

KrackWeazel: my stick will beat your swords ass

KrackWeazel: FEAR THE STICK!

LA7JOE: My sword will crack yoru stick

LA7JOE: FEAR THE SWORD!!

KrackWeazel: STICK!

LA7JOE: SWORD!!

KrackWeazel: STICK!!!!!

LA7JOE: SWORD!!!!!!

KrackWeazel: ::laughs::

LA7JOE: :::smirks:::

bmancarder: ::rolls his eyes:: Joe has stick envy, Weazel has sword envy,

and you both have Blade envy

KrackWeazel: Quiet Edge!

LA7JOE: Well, I think my sword and his stick can whip your blade!

bmancarder: ::shuckles::

LA7JOE: Right, Scotty!!

JOESLAG: I wish those two would Grow up ::Cackles::

KrackWeazel: do I look like a Fat Scottsman?

LA7JOE: Well actually...

KrackWeazel: Not a word joe

KrackWeazel: Not one word!

LA7JOE: Gwahahahaha!

LA7JOE: :::Sheaths sword::::

LA7JOE: :::walks through the muddly wastelands:::

JOESLAG: ::Scanning::

KrackWeazel: ::wipes the swet from his forehead::(think thats how ya spell

Swet meh)

bmancarder: ::leaps over the more soggy areas::

bmancarder: (sweat)

LA7JOE: sweat*

KrackWeazel: ((okie))

LA7JOE: Man...it smells like shit, throw up and wet dogs

KrackWeazel: or like you in otherwords

bmancarder: All humans smell foul

LA7JOE: :::sniffs underarms::: Now I may be a little stinky but I certainly

don't smell THAT bad

KrackWeazel: ::sweating like a fat man in hell::

LA7JOE: Seriously, look at you Scott, your pits are probably toxic by now

JOESLAG: No it smells like your armor

JOESLAG: but I can't smell

KrackWeazel: you try walking around in this crap

JOESLAG: Im flying over it

LA7JOE: I prefer my handy dandy, ass kicking, life saving sword thank you

very much

LA7JOE: [[The ground is very mushy and brown]]

LA7JOE: [[In the bushes around the team they can hear all kinds of dangerous

sounding animals]]

bmancarder: ::draws the Blade with the sound of metal rubbing against

fabric::

LA7JOE: ::walks a bit faster:::

LA7JOE: Smells getting to me now

bmancarder: Smell is getting to you? What about me?

LA7JOE: Must suck to be you right about now Edgy

bmancarder: I'm a bit light headed

LA7JOE: Cover yoru nose or something

bmancarder: won't help.

LA7JOE: Hmm, well that sucks

KrackWeazel: this armor is cool and all, but it needs Air Conditioning

LA7JOE: Is it that hot in there?

bmancarder: I could just run out of here in a couple of seconds but I wont

leave you guys behind

LA7JOE: :::steps on a branch making a loud cracking noise:::

KrackWeazel: you try walking around with some big ass armor on man

KrackWeazel: this was no problem when I was mechanical though

LA7JOE: You had no feeling then, right?

LA7JOE: Or something...

JOESLAG: Nick my know something if he was here

KrackWeazel: well, some, but not much really

LA7JOE: I see, hmmm I wonder where Nick is

KrackWeazel: cause much of it was machine

KrackWeazel: ::shrugs::

LA7JOE: [[Suddenly another one of those massive monsters leaps out and

cracks Scott right in his ribs, sendingh im smacking into a tree]]

bmancarder: ::makes a face:: Can't we move faster?

bmancarder: blast it all!

LA7JOE: Oh hell

LA7JOE: [[As soon as the creatures looks around it bleches loud making the

smell even more horrid]]

bmancarder: ::titters on his feet::

LA7JOE: Oh god

LA7JOE: :::pulls out sword::: One of these things again, smell and all...

JOESLAG: Okay bitch that is an ugly thing

LA7JOE: :::looks back to scott::: Are you alright?!

KrackWeazel: ::takes out his stick::

KrackWeazel: yeah

LA7JOE: [[The creature lunges out at Edge]]

KrackWeazel: ::watches as the blue aura covers the stick making it have the

look of a sword::

KrackWeazel: EAT STICK!

JOESLAG: ::Puts on Dark shades::

KrackWeazel: ::runs at the creature::

bmancarder: ::runs up to the creature and slashes at it::

KrackWeazel: ::slashes out at the creature with his stick::

LA7JOE: [[The creature takes the shtos roaring loud but grabs Edge and Scott

in the porcess, smacking their bodies together violently]]

bmancarder: ugh......

KrackWeazel: ::gets smashed around in the armor::

KrackWeazel: oww

bmancarder: ::tries to free his sword hand::

LA7JOE: ...that sucks

LA7JOE: Here I come guys!!

bmancarder: ::slashes at the thing's hand::

LA7JOE: :::leaps in the air slashing down at the monster, but is caught with

its tail before reaching, hitting the ground in aheap]]

LA7JOE: :::*

JOESLAG: ::Brings out a Laser::

LA7JOE: [[The creature released Edge, grasping its hand]]

LA7JOE: [[Both Edge and Scott are free'd]]

JOESLAG: ::And hits it in the neck with it::

KrackWeazel: ::Falls to the ground::

bmancarder: ::ducks through it's legs and slashes the backs of it's knees::

KrackWeazel: you are really pissing me off

KrackWeazel: ::slashes like a mad man at the creature::

LA7JOE: [[The monster falls to its kene's but wraps Edge up with its tail]]

bmancarder: Not again!

LA7JOE: [[Each slash hits the monster but it grabs Scott again, opening its

mouth wide]]

KrackWeazel: oh thats not right

LA7JOE: [[The monster sways tot eh side, backhanding ERZ]]

bmancarder: ::activates the red jewel and tries to force the tail to

unwind::

KrackWeazel: ::struggling to get free::

LA7JOE: Monster: ::::roars and blenches right on top of Scott:::

JOESLAG: ::Falls::

KrackWeazel: YOU SICK BASTARD!

JOESLAG: ::Gets up::

bmancarder: ::then hits the tail with his sword::

KrackWeazel: ::still trying to break free::

LA7JOE: [[Ege's sword barley dents it and as he hits it, spikes come out on

the tail!!]]

JOESLAG: ::Brings out a Blaster and starts to blast away::

bmancarder: ::goes to chop of the creature's tail::

LA7JOE: [[More spikes appaer, now getting clsoer to where Edge is wrapped

up]]

bmancarder: aw crap!

LA7JOE: [[The blasts hit the monster, having some effect]]

KrackWeazel: ::tries to get his arm free::

KrackWeazel: Lemme go!

LA7JOE: Watch out Scott!!

bmancarder: ::stabs the tail repeatedly with all his strength::

LA7JOE: *BLECH!!!*

KrackWeazel: AHHHHH

LA7JOE: [[As soon as Edge stabs the tail more and more spikes come out,

getitng closer and closer]]

LA7JOE: :::Charges at the monster, slashing at it repeatedly:::

bmancarder: This isn't working

LA7JOE: *GULP!*

JOESLAG: ::Brings out a freeze ray::

LA7JOE: [[It swallows Scott whole]]

JOESLAG: Oh crap

LA7JOE: Not again!!

KrackWeazel: oh thats just not right

JOESLAG: this is gonna get messyh

LA7JOE: Edge!!

bmancarder: What?

LA7JOE: :::leaps into the air slashing at the tail with all strength

possible:::

LA7JOE: [[More spikes come out, one JUST Missing Edge's thigh]]

KrackWeazel: ::holds his blade up as he slides down into the stomach hoping

to injure it further::

bmancarder: Gah!

LA7JOE: Oh crap!!

LA7JOE: :::Gets backhanded down to the ground again:::

bmancarder: ::turns and throws his sword at the monster's head::

JOESLAG: Want me to blow his tail off

LA7JOE: [[The blade is now lodged inthe monsters head]]

bmancarder: No! DOn't touch the tail!

LA7JOE: [[it roars loudly in pain, turning its head around to face Edge

now!!]]

bmancarder: ::focuses and Changes his hands only to sharp claws:: Go ahead

LA7JOE: [[Blood drips from its mouth from Scotts attacks from inside]]

bmancarder: I'll give you the worst case of heart burn you've ever head

KrackWeazel: ::starts slashing rapidly at the sides of the creatures

stomach::

JOESLAG: Want me to freeze the bastard?

LA7JOE: NO...::Gets to feet:: Scotts inside

bmancarder: ::grins ferally, daring the monster::

KrackWeazel: ::stabs into the stomach wall with all of his strength::

LA7JOE: [{The monster sceams out in pain as masses of blood and gore flie

sout of its mouth righ tonto Edge and the floor around him]]

bmancarder: ::howls with glee::

LA7JOE: :::Gets to feet:::Edge likes this shit

LA7JOE: :::Grins::: Monsters screwed now

KrackWeazel: ::moves the sword up word to create a tear in its stomach::

LA7JOE: [[Scott see's daylight]]

KrackWeazel: GREAT GOOGLE MOOGLE!

bmancarder: :::stabs his claw's into the monster's tail, cutting himself

free::

KrackWeazel: ::grips both sides of the Tear ripping it open to get free::

LA7JOE: [[In its weakened state the tail falls off]]

LA7JOE: They did it!!

bmancarder: ::leaps up and rips his Blade free::

LA7JOE: [The monste turns aroud sticking its head literally inside itself to

get at Scott!!]]

bmancarder: ::wipes the gore off himself but covered head to toe in the

monster's blood::

JOESLAG: But we better hurry and get out of here

LA7JOE: Oh thats...just wrong...

KrackWeazel: ::stabs at the head::

KrackWeazel: DIE!

LA7JOE: [[Right through the monsters eye]]

LA7JOE: [[The monster moves back, opening the space for Scott]]

KrackWeazel: ::leaps out of the creature::

bmancarder: ::shakes his head, blood spraying all over the place, on Joe and

ERZ too::

LA7JOE: HEY!!!!!

LA7JOE: [[The mosnter is now officially dead]]

bmancarder: oh, sorry

JOESLAG: we all going to smell foe a long time

bmancarder: ::brushing his hair out of his very red face::

KrackWeazel: I hate this place

JOESLAG: we need to get the hell out of here

KrackWeazel: ::kicks the monsters corpse::

LA7JOE: This palce sucks

KrackWeazel: punk ass

bmancarder: ::laughs:: That was great!

JOESLAG: I can fly us to safety

LA7JOE: [[As Scott kicks it more blood and gore spill onto him from its open

gut]]

LA7JOE: Great?! o.O

KrackWeazel: AWWWWWW SICK

KrackWeazel: ::kicks it again::

bmancarder: I love fights like that

LA7JOE: [[More blood and gore soaks scott]]

bmancarder: Such a thrilling battle

LA7JOE: Wacko...

KrackWeazel: stupid peice of crap

KrackWeazel: lets get out of here

bmancarder: Maybe we'll have to fight another before we leave this place

LA7JOE: [[The team hears huge roars coming from their sides, it sounds like

the same kind of monster just a lot of them!!]]

JOESLAG: You don;t want to know

JOESLAG: oh crap

LA7JOE: OH GREAT!!

LA7JOE: I'M RUNNING RIGHT NOW!!

KrackWeazel: Man

JOESLAG: Want me to take you all to safty now

KrackWeazel: yeah lets get out of here

bmancarder: There are quite a few of them

bmancarder: Another time fiends!

LA7JOE: I'll run ERZ, since everyone sle gotta

LA7JOE: :::charges off:::

KrackWeazel: ::runs after Joe::

bmancarder: ::takes off, easily keeping up with everyone::

JOESLAG: ::Goes past Joe and the rest::

JOESLAG: Opps to fast

KrackWeazel: ::taking up the back of the group cause he really can't go as

fast as the others::

LA7JOE: [[The monsters are hot on their tail]]

JOESLAG: ::Goes back for weazel::

KrackWeazel: I'm fine damnit

bmancarder: ::sheaths the Blade::

JOESLAG: ::And goes fast::

LA7JOE: oh crap!!

bmancarder: ::activates his red jewel and grabs Joe:: Hang on

LA7JOE: Thers at least 10!!!

LA7JOE: :::hangs on, crossing fingers:::

bmancarder: ::activates the blue one and takes off, nothing left of them but

a cloud of dust::

LA7JOE: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

JOESLAG: ::Lands and puts Weazle down next to joe::

LA7JOE: [[They spot the ship]]

bmancarder: ::comes to a screeching stop just before the ship::

LA7JOE: :::Looks right at the ship, jsut a few inches away::: Man...that was

almsot overkill

bmancarder: Imagine if I had let go

LA7JOE: I'd be through the other side -_-

bmancarder: ::gets onto the ship::

LA7JOE: :::gets on the ship fast:::

LA7JOE: [[They can hear the mosnters closing in]]

LA7JOE: Get on guys!!

JOESLAG: ::Goes on the ship::

KrackWeazel: ::gets on the ship::

LA7JOE: [[The ship takes off, just before the monsters reach]]

bmancarder: ::spits down on one of them::

LA7JOE: Suckas!!!!

JOESLAG: We need a bath

KrackWeazel: now where are we going?

LA7JOE: Good question

LA7JOE: :::lays across a bench on the ship:::

bmancarder: ::looks down at the hilt of the Blade:: I am not yet ready to

battle Gallu

KrackWeazel: ::sits by himself trying to figure out still how to take off

this armor::

KrackWeazel: lemme take this damn thing off and I will be fine

bmancarder: is there a button?

KrackWeazel: not that I can see

bmancarder: Joe could always cut you out of it

LA7JOE: I don't think any of us are ready for Gallu...

LA7JOE: :::pulls out sword:: Yeah, lemme cut you out!

KrackWeazel: ok, I fell off of a damn mountain

KrackWeazel: and it didn't even dent the stuff

LA7JOE: :::Runs over to Scott and smacks the armor::: OFF OFF YOU GO!!

KrackWeazel: OWWWW

KrackWeazel: ::punches Joe::

KrackWeazel: cut it out!

LA7JOE: OW!!

KrackWeazel: where is that blasted voice when I need it

KrackWeazel: he said he would help me

KrackWeazel: I need help now

bmancarder: ::walks over to Weazel:: There any straps? ::looking::

LA7JOE: OFF!!!

JOESLAG: ((AOL sucks))

LA7JOE: :::whacks the armor again:::

LA7JOE: ((Word))

KrackWeazel: ::punches Joe again:: stop that!

LA7JOE: :::hits the armor repeatedly::: OFF DAMN IT, GET THE HELL OFF, OFF

OFF OFF!!!!!!!!!!

LA7JOE: AHHHH!!!!!!!!! :::accidentially whacks Scott in the head:::

KrackWeazel: ::punches joe each time he hits the armor::

KrackWeazel: OWW!

KrackWeazel: you dirty whore

bmancarder: did you try asking it nicely?

LA7JOE: [[As soon as Joe hits him, SCotts hears the voice in his head]]

LA7JOE: {{Need help, do you?}}

KrackWeazel: yeah!

bmancarder: you tried asking it nicely?

LA7JOE: {{It appers you can't get it off}}

KrackWeazel: yeah, that would seem to be the issue at hand now wouldn't it

bmancarder: ::figures Weazel isnt talking to him, walks away and sits down

away from the others::

LA7JOE: {{Well Scott}}

LA7JOE: {{Relax your body}}

KrackWeazel: ::pops his neck and exhales deeply closing his eyes::

LA7JOE: {{Breathe Scott, relax and breathe]]

KrackWeazel: ::relaxes his body::

KrackWeazel: I'm not pregnant man, jeeze

LA7JOE: {{Ok now, callyour armor off}}

LA7JOE: {{Simpy say...off}}

KrackWeazel: off

LA7JOE: {{His armor disappears]]

LA7JOE: {{He's a disgusting, sweaty, nasty, soakin wet, smelly pig}}

LA7JOE: [[ ]]*

KrackWeazel: oh god this is sick

KrackWeazel: ok, now how the hell do I get it back?

LA7JOE: {{Call it, Hope}}

KrackWeazel: Hope

LA7JOE: [[Armor comesba ck on]]

KrackWeazel: ::grins evily::

KrackWeazel: much better

KrackWeazel: ::calls off the armor in his mind as it disappears::

LA7JOE: :::has fallen asleep:::

KrackWeazel: ::takes off his vest laying it on the bench::

KrackWeazel: ::throws his sweat soaked shirt on joes face::

LA7JOE: HEY!!!

KrackWeazel: he he he

KrackWeazel: thats what you get for the punching me in the face!

LA7JOE: :::Grabs the clothes and leaps up, beating the shit out of Scott

witht hem::: YOu rotten bum!!!

bmancarder: ::lays across three seats::

JOESLAG: Edge well they ever learn

LA7JOE: Eat them!!

bmancarder: No

KrackWeazel: ::punches joe taking back his shirt::

bmancarder: they are only humans

LA7JOE: :::Shove sthem in his face::: Eat em!! and like Em!! Smell em and

Enjoy em!!!

LA7JOE: gah...

LA7JOE: ::Pulls off own shirt with gore on it and shoves it on Scotts face,

then runs back to seat and covers up:::

LA7JOE: BITCH!

LA7JOE: :::grins like crazy:::

KrackWeazel: you are a whore you know that

KrackWeazel: ::sheaths his stick::

JOESLAG: We should have left them there with the creature ::Cackles::

LA7JOE: ::lays back down:::

KrackWeazel: ::waits for his shirt and vest to dry out::

bmancarder: yep

LA7JOE: Least I dont' carry a stick, stick boy

KrackWeazel: hey, my stick is the shit

KrackWeazel: so shut your mouth unless you want the stick up your ass

LA7JOE: sure

LA7JOE: :::laughs resting again:::

LA7JOE: [[The team begins to rest again, it's exactly what they need]]

LA7JOE: [[Rest was always good and now they were going to get it, that was

until they landed at their unknown destination...]]

LA7JOE: ~~End SIM~~