LA7JOE: ~~Roll Call~~

LA7JOE: Joe Vaelen

KrackWeazel: Krack Weazel

SlrMeteor: Phil Destione

bmancarder: Edge Damon

LA7JOE: ~~Prologue~~

LA7JOE: [[After Weazel was turned back into a normal man, he was told his

new powers were located in a special place]]

LA7JOE: [[When Nick arrived he used a trick to discover where this place

was, and now the team is heading towards the Eye of the World Moutains but in

order to get there they must cross The Wastelands...]]

LA7JOE: ~~Begin SIM~~

LA7JOE: :::Sits patiently in the air craft:::

KrackWeazel: I want my gift

bmancarder: ::holding the Blade, looking at the jewels on the hilt::

LA7JOE: N: We'll be arriving at the Wastelands shortly

LA7JOE: N: We can pass through them by air, we're going to have to go

through them on foot

bmancarder: ::turns it, looking at the vacant spots::

KrackWeazel: ::nods::

LA7JOE: N: Once we arrive at the Wasteland's we're going to have to part

ways again, I'll meet up with you guys at the foot of the mountain

KrackWeazel: alright

LA7JOE: N: I have some other business to take care of before I can help you

LA7JOE: :::folds arms looking over to Edge::: Is there a jewel close by?

SlrMeteor: Wait!

bmancarder: ::slips the Blade into it's Scabbard:: Yes

LA7JOE: Good

LA7JOE: N: :::Looks at Phil:::

bmancarder: ::looks at Phil::

SlrMeteor: I want to go with him! ::points to Nick:: besides, it's

dangeroud to go alone! I have no reason to go to get that treasure.

SlrMeteor: Besides, you guys don't need me. You'

LA7JOE: N: I'm going to meet them at the foot of the mountain, I'm going

along to help Weazel find the treasure

SlrMeteor: re three strong guys...

SlrMeteor: So? If we split up I'll just go help you.

LA7JOE: N: I don't need your help

SlrMeteor: And you know some things that I need to ask. I need your help...

so I'm not really asking you, I'm telling you that I want to come with you.

LA7JOE: N: Do you think simply because you tell me you want to come along,

I'm going to allow you to?

KrackWeazel: ::sitting rather impatiantly tapping his foot

KrackWeazel: ::

LA7JOE: N: Watch your words with me Sorcerer, patience isn't one of my

virtues as of late

SlrMeteor: No. But that doesn't mean you won't. I'd rather travel with

you... I need to ask you something... please?

bmancarder: ::looks over the side, the ground is faily close::

LA7JOE: N: :::nods to Phil::: Very well

SlrMeteor: Thank you. ::Nods head::

LA7JOE: Pilot: We'll be landing very shortly, prepare for landing

KrackWeazel: ::grins::

bmancarder: ::is half tempted to jump over the side::

SlrMeteor: ((BRB... one min))

LA7JOE: :::looks down:::

LA7JOE: [[Now before the team they can see the sky is very foggy and hazy

like]]

LA7JOE: [[The land seems to be somewhat hilly but no tree's or other signs

of nature can be seen in the area ahead]]

LA7JOE: P: :::lands the ship, a few yards before the Wastelands:::

LA7JOE: P: This is as far as I can go

KrackWeazel: fun time::gets out of the ship::

bmancarder: ::hops over the side::

LA7JOE: N: Thank you :::exits:::

LA7JOE: :::exits:::

LA7JOE: N: The path through the Wastelands is straightfoward, just becareful

of what lurks inside

bmancarder: ::nods:: Sounds like fun

LA7JOE: N: The area is very toxic, you ca nsee the fumes raising out from

the ground

KrackWeazel: great, anyone got a gun or something??

KrackWeazel: ::looks around for his::

LA7JOE: N: They won't effect you but they've effected the inhabitants

LA7JOE: N: Move quickly through there and wait for me at the foot of the

mountain

LA7JOE: N: :::lifts off the ground, flying half way up::: Weazel

LA7JOE: :::watches Nick:::

KrackWeazel: yeah?

KrackWeazel: ::raises a brow::

LA7JOE: N: :::tosses Weazel two high-tech guns:::

KrackWeazel: ::catches them:: sweet

LA7JOE: N: And...

KrackWeazel: ::hosters them::

LA7JOE: N: :::pulls out a metal bo::: Take this also, theres a switch on the

bottom, it mamkes it electrical

SlrMeteor: And be careful as well! Don't fall in to the swamp or anything.

LA7JOE: N: I want that one back though, so don't break it

KrackWeazel: ummm, ok

LA7JOE: N: Trust me, you're going to need it in there, guns won't cut it

KrackWeazel: right

LA7JOE: N: :::Flies off:::

LA7JOE: Well, there they go

SlrMeteor: Hey!! Wait for me! ::Flies after him::

KrackWeazel: ::holds bo with one hand::

KrackWeazel: lets go

KrackWeazel: ::starts to walk into the wastelands::

LA7JOE: Right :::walks into the Watelands:::

bmancarder: ::follows the others::

LA7JOE: [[The ground goes between being very soggy and very hard and rocky]]

LA7JOE: [[The terrain appears to be rugged and difficult to walk through]]

SlrMeteor: ::Looks at Nick as he goes:: Thank you for.. ;etting me come with

you... your sure you don't mind?

LA7JOE: N: :::nods:::

LA7JOE: This sucks...

LA7JOE: It really stinks in here too

KrackWeazel: yeah

KrackWeazel: jeeze Edge you cut one?

LA7JOE: Smells like shit

bmancarder: I cut alot of things

SlrMeteor: So... can I wask you something? That man... who controls my

sister... do you know a lot about him?

KrackWeazel: you still have much to learn my friend

LA7JOE: Oyy...

LA7JOE: N: I know that Garendorff is the leader of the Mage's, he's their

Arch Mage and is working with the Tech Junkies leader Grange

LA7JOE: :::pulls sword out:::

LA7JOE: Edge your nose must be going crazy with all those smells

bmancarder: Aye

SlrMeteor: Yes... but do you know of a way to stop him? His magic is

incredibly strong... And I'm not sure of how to beat him... maybe a... gun?

bmancarder: I am trying to move past the smells though

LA7JOE: N: We're working on a way to stop his magic, that is all I can tell

you right now, we still need time

LA7JOE: I see...

SlrMeteor: I see...

LA7JOE: :::Steps in a puddle::: Oh hell!!

KrackWeazel: Ha ha!

KrackWeazel: ::using the bo as a walking stick::

LA7JOE: ((pimp stick :P))

KrackWeazel: ((heh heh))

LA7JOE: :::leaps out of the puddle, moving faster now:::

LA7JOE: Let's get the hell out of here

SlrMeteor: ::Sighs:: I miss her...

LA7JOE: Stupid, stinky, shitty, dark, hazy, hell hole!

bmancarder: ::in the back but moving quickly::

LA7JOE: N: You'll be reunited, just believe you will

SlrMeteor: I hope you're right...

KrackWeazel: ::trying to do a light jog through the terrain::

LA7JOE: [[They begin to hear a small growling noise a few yards into the

Wastelands, its hard to see beccause of the haze]]

KrackWeazel: ::Slows down a bit::

bmancarder: I could be out of here by now but I am going to hang with you.

I just wanted you to know that

LA7JOE: Thanks...I think

LA7JOE: :::looks around:::

LA7JOE: What was that

KrackWeazel: ::puts the bo on his back and unholsters his guns::

LA7JOE: [[Suddenly, all around them the team spots glowing red eyes in the

haze]]

KrackWeazel: ummmm, not good

bmancarder: ::draws the Blade::

bmancarder: ::looks to see if it is glowing::

LA7JOE: Definitely not good...:::grips blade tighter:::

LA7JOE: [[Edge's blade is growing brightly]]

KrackWeazel: ::fires a warning shot at the glowing eyes::

bmancarder: Well, at least I can kill them

LA7JOE: There's a lotta eyes out there, you sure Edge?

bmancarder: ::holds up the Blade:: Evil intent

bmancarder: ::grins:: Means I can have some fun

KrackWeazel: well then do it

KrackWeazel: ::fires at the eyes::

LA7JOE: Come on out assholes!!

LA7JOE: Edge is gonna kick all your asses!!

bmancarder: ::runs into the haze:: RAAAAAAW!!!!!

LA7JOE: [[Suddenly, the team hears them moving]]

KrackWeazel: Joe, Edge is crazy man

LA7JOE: Word...

KrackWeazel: ::grins::

LA7JOE: :::watches Edge go:::

bmancarder: ::slashes at the eyes::

LA7JOE: [[Suddenly, Edge feels his blade clank down on one of them but he

doesn't move!!]]

bmancarder: What the.......?

LA7JOE: [[Then the eyes reveal their owners, as one massive creature walks

out of the haze!!]]

LA7JOE: [[It has to have at least 30 eye's on it's massive head, the gray

creature reveals several rows of fangs and an green ooze filled tongue]]

bmancarder: ::jumps back to the others::

KrackWeazel: nice

LA7JOE: [[Its long lanky arms are armed with deadly claws along with its

massive feet, its body is huge and seems to be lined with spikes]]

bmancarder: Well.....that was unexpected

LA7JOE: Word...

KrackWeazel: ::fires at the creature as he scrambles tot he side::

LA7JOE: I certainly don't like this

bmancarder: ::activates the red and blue jewels::

SlrMeteor: Mmm... Where are we going anyways, Nick?

LA7JOE: N: To talk to someone

bmancarder: Theres only one thing we can do

SlrMeteor: Oh... who?

LA7JOE: Come on! ::::charges at it:::

LA7JOE: N: Gabriel

bmancarder: ......he has some sense after all

SlrMeteor: Oh... him.

LA7JOE: :::leaps in the air slashing down at it:::

LA7JOE: *CLANK!*

bmancarder: ::jumps thirty feet into the air and drops down onto the

creatrue::

KrackWeazel: ::continues fireing at it::

LA7JOE: :::falls back:::

LA7JOE: [[One of the creatures massive claws bats Edge away]]

KrackWeazel: god damn these things suck::

KrackWeazel: ::holsters the gun and draws the bo::

bmancarder: oof ::flips and lands on his feet::

LA7JOE: I'm geting one of those bad feelings

KrackWeazel: ::switches it on electric mode::

JOESLAG: ::Does a SOnic Wave Blast::

bmancarder: Energy slash!

LA7JOE: :::jumps in the air again sending an energy slash at it:::

KrackWeazel: ::spins it around his head and runs at it::

bmancarder: ::sends the energy wave at the creature::

LA7JOE: :::kicks it in the leg:::

LA7JOE: OUCH!!!

KrackWeazel: ::smashes the bo into the ground and pole volts onto its back::

LA7JOE: :::jumps up and runs away::: Its almsot as if its made of steel!!

SlrMeteor: Gabriel's that wierd guy who hit on me... he wants to break me

down and rock my world or something... hmm... You'll have to protect me if he

makes advances, okay Nick? ::Smirks a bit::

KrackWeazel: ::lands on it barely::

LA7JOE: N: You've mistaken Gabriel :::stays stern:::

KrackWeazel: ::draws out one of his guns and shoots it repeatively::

bmancarder: ::runs up to the creature and stabs it in the leg multiple

times::

LA7JOE: :::slashes at it several more times:::

LA7JOE: ((Underbelly of the beast))

SlrMeteor: Probably... Hmm... ::Quietly:: One brother has too big of a sense

of humor... the other one has none... How contradictory...

LA7JOE: [[Suddenly the creature slong time, grasps Edge!!]]

KrackWeazel: ::gets thrown off and lands in a puddel of mud::

KrackWeazel: OH SICK!!!!

LA7JOE: ((Puddle of Mudd, heh heh))

KrackWeazel: ::gets up::

LA7JOE: HAH!!! UFFF!! :::gets smcaked and falls back also:::

KrackWeazel: ::picks up his bo::

bmancarder: (What grabbed me?)

LA7JOE: [[The Creatur brings Edge in]]

LA7JOE: ((it's tongue))

bmancarder: (oh)

KrackWeazel: ::runs at the creature again::

LA7JOE: ((not its schlong!!))

bmancarder: ::roars and slashes it's tongue::

LA7JOE: :::gets up::: Edge!!

LA7JOE: [It's too late]]

LA7JOE: *GULP!!*

SlrMeteor: ((It ATE him...? o.o;;))

LA7JOE: [[The creature swallows Edge whole!!]]

KrackWeazel: ::jumps up and smacks the creature in the head with the staff::

LA7JOE: Oh...what the hell!!!

KrackWeazel: DIE BITCH!

SlrMeteor: ((Eww!! Thank gawd I flew the other way!!))

LA7JOE: ((heh))

LA7JOE: :::smashes at it in all ways possibnle::

LA7JOE: Give back Edge!!

LA7JOE: :::pokes one of its eyes out::: HAH!!!

LA7JOE: ARGH!!! :::gets smacked back to the ground:::

LA7JOE: oww...

KrackWeazel: ::slides underneath it and smashes his staff up::

LA7JOE: [[Weazel feels as if he's hitting metal]]

LA7JOE: Gets back up

KrackWeazel: WHY DON'T YOU DIE!

LA7JOE: Ok, that's it!!

LA7JOE: I'md one playing with yoU!!

KrackWeazel: ::scrambles out from under it::

LA7JOE: :::walks up to the monster:: You wanna play mon?!

LA7JOE: Ok, let's play!!

LA7JOE: :::Slow glows:::

LA7JOE: sword*

LA7JOE: AHHHH!!! :::Charges:::

LA7JOE: *CRACK!*

LA7JOE: AHHHHHHH!!!! :::flies into the ground:::

LA7JOE: ::gets up slower this time::: Oww...

bmancarder: *splash* Ugh!....what is that stench!

bmancarder: ::is sitting in the monster's belly::

LA7JOE: [[The monster grabs Weazel!!]]

KrackWeazel: AH WHAT THE HELL!

LA7JOE: [[It opens its mouth to reveal it's rows of deadly teeth!]]

KrackWeazel: ::swings at the monster::

bmancarder: ::looks around:: Cant see anything

KrackWeazel: JOE!

KrackWeazel: HELP!

LA7JOE: I'm coming!!

bmancarder: bastard

bmancarder: ::stabs it::

LA7JOE: :::getsup and starts charging:::

LA7JOE: [[The monster looks agitated]]

bmancarder: You will free me ::stands up::

LA7JOE: [[It looks righ itno Weazels eyes, its mouth stil open]]

LA7JOE: *BUUUUURRRRPPPPPP!!!!*

KrackWeazel: ::continues swinging at the Beast::

KrackWeazel: AHHH!

bmancarder: ::backs up, ready to charge::

KrackWeazel: you cick bastard

KrackWeazel: my mouth was open and everything

bmancarder: ::trips over something:: Gah!

LA7JOE: [[The monster burps sending all its nasty breath all ove rWeazel]]

KrackWeazel: ((sick*))

LA7JOE: :::Stops short::: Oh damn...

LA7JOE: That's just wrong

KrackWeazel: oh god

bmancarder: ::feels what it is::

bmancarder: you....you beast!

LA7JOE: :::Runs again:::

bmancarder: You ate another Naz-gumi!

KrackWeazel: ::reaches in his pocket and throws a bottle of Binaca in::

LA7JOE: i'm coming buddy ol pal!

bmancarder: ::stabs the stomach again::

LA7JOE: *BUUUUUUUUUURRRRPPPPPPPP!!!!!*

bmancarder: ::calms down:: Wait.....

LA7JOE: :::stops short again::: Oh man!!

KrackWeazel: DUDE SICK!!!

bmancarder: ::feels around::

LA7JOE: :::jsut stands there now::: Hey Weazel...your own yoru own till that

thign calms down...

KrackWeazel: ::throws a box of Mints into its mouth::

bmancarder: Yes! ::grabs teh jewel and sticks it on his Blade::

KrackWeazel: god damn

KrackWeazel: sick

LA7JOE: I can smell it from here....:::Covers nose:::

bmancarder: ::grunts as the pain of the transfer hits him::

KrackWeazel: ((what exactly is holding me its tongue?))

LA7JOE: ((No, its arm this time heh))

bmancarder: ::stands up again:: Thats it

bmancarder: ::sheats the Blade::

bmancarder: Time to get outta here

LA7JOE: What a stench...

KrackWeazel: ::puts his bo on its arm as its electrified::

LA7JOE: What did that thing eat...

KrackWeazel: Edge

bmancarder: ::goes halfway through the Change::

LA7JOE: [[Now the monsters stomach is really rumbling]]

bmancarder: Laser Claws!

bmancarder: ::his claws glow orange::

bmancarder: ::slashes completely through it's stomach::

LA7JOE: [[The monstes stomach glows slightly]]

KrackWeazel: ((not strike laser claws???))

bmancarder: (Strike Laser claws?)

KrackWeazel: ((Zoids man))

bmancarder: ::continues slashing out of the creature::

bmancarder: (Oh, right)

LA7JOE: [[The monster roars in complete pain, as it begins to spit its

insides up, splurting all the disgustingness at Weazel before it drops

him!!]]

KrackWeazel: AHHHHHHH

LA7JOE: Oh...my...god...

LA7JOE: :::Covers mouth:::

KrackWeazel: ::throws up himself out towards Joe::

LA7JOE: I'm gonna..hurl...

LA7JOE: AHH!!!

LA7JOE: :::Runs away:::

bmancarder: ::rips a hole in the creatures torso::

KrackWeazel: this is sick

bmancarder: ::jumps out::

KrackWeazel: ::gets up covered in some sick ass shit::

LA7JOE: :::Sits behind a large rock:::

bmancarder: ::his claws stop glowing, is covered in gore::

LA7JOE: [[The monster is very dead]]

KrackWeazel: oh god, its even in my hair

bmancarder: That thing ate another Naz-gumi

KrackWeazel: My HAIR!

bmancarder: I took revenge for it though

KrackWeazel: oh god, look at my clothes

KrackWeazel: oh man this is nasty

LA7JOE: :::pops head out from behind rock::: hey...HEY Edge!

bmancarder: ::doesnt take notice of the gore hanging from his hands::

LA7JOE: :::wallks towards them:::

LA7JOE: That was uh...interesting...

LA7JOE: ((I just realized we got Star Wars Lightsaber colors right here,

LoL))

KrackWeazel: ((need purple he he))

SlrMeteor: ((Fine))

KrackWeazel: ((mine is the same as pimp master Yoda's!))

LA7JOE: ((heh))

KrackWeazel: ((you got the apprentice color Joe ha ha ))

SlrMeteor: ((Who am I?))

bmancarder: ::looks at his new jewel, its purple::

LA7JOE: ((Obi Wan STILL uses blue and he's a master biotch))

KrackWeazel: ((the only person that has a purple light sabre))

SlrMeteor: ((Being...?))

SlrMeteor: ((Maul? >D))

LA7JOE: ((No...

LA7JOE: ))

LA7JOE: ((Mace))

LA7JOE: ((Your not badass enough to be Mace))

SlrMeteor: ((Oh... I dun like that guy...))

KrackWeazel: ((only reason Samuel L Jackson played in Star Wars))

bmancarder: ::finally sees the fore on his hands, flings it at Joe::

LA7JOE: Hey!

SlrMeteor: ((I'll be Aniki... >) ))

LA7JOE: :::catches shirt:::

KrackWeazel: ((you know he had BAM engraved in his sword right))

LA7JOE: ((Anakin*))

SlrMeteor: ((But his isn't green...))

LA7JOE: Oh hell!

SlrMeteor: ((No... I know how to spell his name))

LA7JOE: Why'd ya do that Edge!!

bmancarder: ::reverses his change:: YOu were clean

KrackWeazel: ((and you all know what B.A.M. Stands for right))

SlrMeteor: ((I didn't wanna spell it Anakin))

LA7JOE: Being clean is a good thing!

LA7JOE: ((riiiiiiiiiiiiiight))

KrackWeazel: ((he does dude))

LA7JOE: ((Badass Mother Fucker!))

KrackWeazel: ((he he he))

SlrMeteor: ((Back to being me than))

KrackWeazel: I want my damn gift already

KrackWeazel: this shit is nasty

LA7JOE: Lets get the hell out of this Wasteland

LA7JOE: Before we run into anothe rone of those things

SlrMeteor: ((Let's get the hell to Gabriel! *yawn*))

KrackWeazel: hella

LA7JOE: ((you're there already, we're just not showing it))

LA7JOE: :::starts running:::

SlrMeteor: ((-.-))

LA7JOE: ((Told you not to go with Nick))

bmancarder: ::follows::

SlrMeteor: ((no you didn't...))

LA7JOE: ((I sent you one of those ESPN Messages))

KrackWeazel: ::runs after Joe::

SlrMeteor: ((ESPN is a TV station...a nd I'm watching the WB))

LA7JOE: I can see the end

LA7JOE: Its nto to far ahead

KrackWeazel: yes!

KrackWeazel: ::runs even faster now::

bmancarder: ::is leaving tracks of blood and gore::

LA7JOE: :::starts to run real fast now:::

LA7JOE: Faster than you fool!

SlrMeteor: ((If I was there I coulda healed ya... hmmm))

KrackWeazel: ::covered in beast vomit still leaving a nice tail wind of

Stinky ness))

bmancarder: ::activates blue jewel and passes them both by::

KrackWeazel: ))=:: *

SlrMeteor: ((eww.. Stickyness))

LA7JOE: Show off...

bmancarder: ::is on the otherside of the Wastelands, waiting for them::

KrackWeazel: you know, if I wasn't covered in the crap, I would be much

faster::runs past joe::

LA7JOE: Yeah ok! :::catches up to him again and runs past him:::

LA7JOE: Keep teling yourself that!

KrackWeazel: ::throws his staff tripping joe and runs past him::

KrackWeazel: ::grins as he goes past him::

LA7JOE: Ack!! :::hits the ground but trips Weazel up by grabbign his foot:::

KrackWeazel: ::tumbles and rolls up to his feet::

KrackWeazel: bastard!

LA7JOE: :::gets up and runs again:::

LA7JOE: HAH!!

KrackWeazel: ::stops and runs back for the staff and then runs back after

joe::

KrackWeazel: damnit

LA7JOE: Your too slow fool!!!

bmancarder: ::taps his foot, wating::

LA7JOE: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

LA7JOE: *SPLASH!!*

LA7JOE: *SPLASH!**

LA7JOE: [[As Both Joe and Weazel continue to run,t hey both don't notice the

river which was right before the mountain, as they both fall right into it,

right before Edge]]

bmancarder: ::laughs::

KrackWeazel: ::glares at edge::

LA7JOE: :::floats in the water:::

bmancarder: ::jumps into the water to clean off::

KrackWeazel: ::dives under the water gettting the crap off of him as he

crawls out on the shore::

LA7JOE: :::Swims in the water for a few minutes, realizing the mountain

isn't far away at all:::

bmancarder: ::gets back on land::

LA7JOE: [[As the team is cleaning off they spot Nick and Phil landing before

them]]

SlrMeteor: Damn man! that guy can talk for hours!

KrackWeazel: ::walks up to Nick::

LA7JOE: :::swims for another moment and then gets out:::

LA7JOE: N: Gabriel does like to talk

bmancarder: ::shakes himself dry::

LA7JOE: :::walks over to them:::

KrackWeazel: ::tosses Nick the staff::

LA7JOE: Well, we're all here then

LA7JOE: N: :::Catches it:::

LA7JOE: N: Are we ready

SlrMeteor: Whenever you are..

bmancarder: Yes, quite ready

LA7JOE: Let's roll, bro

KrackWeazel: always

LA7JOE: N: Follow me

KrackWeazel: k

LA7JOE: [[Nick begins to walk off towards the mountain and at the very top

of the mountain they can see the faint red glow]]

KrackWeazel: ::follows behind nick::

LA7JOE: Here we go

LA7JOE: [[As the team begins to follow Nick, they see the top of the

mountain and realize that's where Weazel's treasure is]]

SlrMeteor: Well... It's onward to glory we go! Get moving!! Quick.

LA7JOE: [[The question now is, will they be able to get it without trouble

or will trouble be waiting at the location of the treasure...]]

LA7JOE: ~~End SIM~~