Romance Points

Below are the point values assigned to different activities.

You make sure there's plenty of gas in the car (+1)
You make sure there are barely enough fumes in the car to make it to the nearest gas station (-1)
You take out the recylables and stack them heatly by the curb (+1)
You take out the recylables at 4:30 AM just as the trck pulls away (-1)
You load the dishwasher whenever you dirty a dish (+1)
You leave dishes in the sink (-1)
You leave them under the bed (-5)
You leave the toilet seat up (-1)
You replace the toilet paper roll then it's empty (0)
When the toilet paper roll is barren, you resort to kleenex (-1)
When the Kleenex runs out, you shuffle slowly to the next bathroom (-2)
You make the bed (+1)
You make the bed but forget the decorative pillows (0)
You throw the bedspread over rumpled sheets (-1)
You check out a suspicious noise at night (0)
You check out a suspicious noise and it's nothing (0)
You check out a suspicious noise and it's something (+5)
You pummel it with a six iron (+10)
It's her father (-10)

You stay by her side the entire party (0)
You stay by her side for a while then leave to chat with a college buddy (-2)
Named Tiffany (-4)
When mingling you hold your mate's hand and gaze at her lovingly (+1)
When mingling you introduce her as "the ol' ball and chain," and pat her on the rump (-5)

You go to the mall together (+3)
You go to the mall, drop her off at the entrance, then park the car (+4)
You go to the mall, drop her off at the entrance, then drive to a sporting event (-2)
You spend the day shopping for furniture and pretend to like it (+3)
You spend the day shopping for furniture and nap on a sectional (0)
You spend the day at a wholesale club, buying in bulk (+3)
Most of it snack food for wathing football games (-6)
You tackle a large household project, such as painting the den (+15)
or refinishing the floors (+16)
or rewiring the basement (+17)
or adding a second floor (+18)
or setting up a Nerf Ball hoop over the bathroom wastebasket (-6)
And you're tickled pink about it (-15)
You visit her parents (+1)
You visit her parents and actually make conversation (+3)
You visit her parents and stare vacantly at the television (-3)
And the television is off (-6)

You take her out to dinner (0)
And it's all-you-can-eat night (-3)
You go to a nice, pricey restaurant and hire a guitar player (+3)
You go to a pricey restaurant, hire a guitar player and get up and sing (+4)
And you stink (+2)
And you're not half bad (+5)
You get up and sing a Barry Manilow song, and you're escorted out to much applause (-2)
You give her a gift (0)
You give her a gift, and it's a small appliance (-10)
You give her a gift, and it's not a small appliance (+1)
You give her a gift and it isn't chocolate (+2)
You give her a gift that you'll be paying off for months (+30)
You wait until the last minute and but her a gift that day (-10)
With her credit card (-30)
And whatever you bought is two sizes too big (-40)

You lose the directions on a trip (-4)
You lose the directions and end up getting lost (-10)
You end up getting lost in a bad part of town (-15)
You get lost in a bad part of town and meet the locals up close and personal (-25)
She finds out you lied about having a black belt (-60)

She asks, "Do I look fat?" (-5) (Sensitive questions always start with a deficit)
You hesitate in responding (-10)
You reply, "Where?" (-25)