1998 Bumper Stickers
1998 Bumper Stickers
- Jesus is coming, everyone look busy.
- A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.
- If at first you do succeed, try not to look astonished.
- I.R.S.: We've got what it takes to take what you've got.
- I'm just driving this way to tick you off.
- Keep honking, I'm reloading.
- Hang up and drive.
- Guns don't kill people, postal workers do.
- Ask me about microwaving cats for fun and profit.
- I said "no" to drugs, but they just wouldn't listen.
- If we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made of meat?
- Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.
- Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie!'... till you can find a rock.
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