JJ Handbook

The JJ Handbook

In no particular order...

I'm definately not a morning person and don't like to be bothered for the first hour and a half I'm awake.
Sometimes it can be really hard to wake me up (and keep me awake). I can sleep through alarms, TVs, and loud noises. And don't take the covers/pillows from me in attempt to wake me up. It just really pisses me off.
Also I'm really honest when first woken up. I'll just blurt out whatever comes to mind (my filters haven't been turned on yet). If you ever want to get a secret out of me, that's the time to do it.

Not trusting me. Saying 'I know a secret but I can't tell you' REALLY pisses me off.
I don't like being left in the dark. I like to know what's going on and to be the last one to find out something REALLY pisses me off as well.
The most assured way to get JJ frustrated is to give her crappy directions and get her lost. I will curse you, your mother, and the donkey you rode in on. I mean, I'm not a stupid person, so when some thing as simple as finding my way around makes me feel stupid...I get really pissed at myself. Really pissed.
Lie to me. Just flat out freakin' lie to my face. And then what's even better...when I call you on it, keep lieing to me and trying to convince me that I'm a complete moron.

If I start massaging the side of my neck or my ear...I'm in pain from the annoyance of the situation.
I only snore when I'm sick. Otherwise I'm a quiet sleeper most of the time. Though sometimes I start moaning which is legendary, but that's usually when I'm sleeping in unfamiliar territory. ...just ask Sandra and Josh *bwahaha*
I don't like flying. The 'fear' of crashing to my doom is minor; it's my ears that make it miserable. Apparently my ear canal is really small or something. I have to take three diff meds to make it through without a migraine.
I hate tomatoes.
I want a big guy: tall with some extra meat on him (I don't want to be afraid of breaking him). And he needs to be at least as smart as me (keep your jokes to yourself), funny, and just a nice guy. Oh, and between the ages of 22 and 29. Is that asking too much?!
Then of course if he had longish hair, nice eyes, a little facial hair, maybe a tattoo, and was great with kids...all the better!
I love cleaning (when I'm in the mood); it gives me a sense of control. ...Which totally explains why I sometimes go on a cleaning spree when I get stressed.
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