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How to curse in French
Taken from Monty Python and the Holy Grail MONTY PYTHON FRENCH CURSES: Je suis francais. D�o� croyez-vous que je tiens cet accent? = I�m French. Why do you think I have this outraaageous accent? Vous ne nous faites pas peur, cochon d�Anglais! � you don�t frighten us, you English pig dogs! Allez vous faire cuire un oeuf! � go ahead spoil your bottoms you� silly person Je me mouche sur le soi-disant (political philosopher), et sur sa gaillerie de rosbifs! � I blow my nose at you, so-called ( ), you and all your English cunnnigets (?) Jen e peux plus t�entendre, esp�ce de palefrenier sans cervelle! � I don�t want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough water! Jet e p�te � la figure! � I fart in your general direction! Tue s le fils d�une femelle hamster et d�un home puant le sureau! � your mother was a hamster and your father stank of elderberry! Fichez le camp, ou je vous insulte de nouveau. � Go away or I shall taunt you again. Nous vous avons encore devanc�s! So� we French fellows outwit you a second time! �je me mouche sur vous, fils de rien du tout!� - unplug my nose in your direction, sons of a window dresser Vous pensiez que vous �tiez plus malins que nous avec votre demarche de canard? - you think you can outclever us French folk with your silly knee-bent runnings about? Je pisse � la raie de vos grands-tantes! � I wave my private parts at your aunties! Bande de bons � rien! � You cheesy lover second hand electric donkey bottom bitters! DISCLAIMER: The phrases expressed on this webpage bear no official relationship, apparent or implied, to the French language and its peoples. back |
