Louise: female, 60+
Donna: female, 60+
The problem isn�t that she talks too much, it�s that she talks about the same thing all the time.
ALL
The angel.
DONNA
That stupid angel story.
GWEN
You don�t believe her?
DONNA
Not particularly.
LOUISE
Oh, I do. Except that �the angel� was really a guy named �Angelo� and her saint of a husband, Joe bought the story.
DONNA
That Joe was a sweet man. But you�d think he never existed with the way Mary talks about that illegitimate son of hers.
GWEN
She said the angel�s name was �Gabriel.�
LOUISE
I know. It�s all she ever talks about. She should quit living in the past and get down here and play cards.
DONNA
I knew you�d get antsy if you dealt too soon.
GWEN
Maybe she�s talking to her boy. Maybe we should go get her �cause we�ll miss dinner if she doesn�t stop talking to him.
LOUISE
Talking to him, talking about him, either way I�m looking at her cards.
GWEN
If you look, you�d better do a re-deal, because that�s not fair.
DONNA
Please, do a re-deal. I have a handful of crap here.
LOUISE
Me too. Aw, geez. It�s like God wants her to win everything!
(LOUISE gathers the cards and begins to shuffle.)
DONNA
I don�t know. I don�t trust that boy of hers. Any man with prettier hair than me just ain�t right.
GWEN
I hate to be cruel, Donna, but isn�t that a wig you�re�Ooo! A jack!
LOUISE
Give me that!
(LOUISE gathers the cards and shuffles again.)