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LITTLE LIBERTY
I just find it hard to believe that Dr. Medlo is no longer in the business.
JUSTICE KITTEN
But shouldn't that be a good thing? I mean, Suburbiaville is free from the clutches of evil. No longer shall the--
HANK
Haven't you heard "the idle hand is the devil's playground?" What have you been doing with all your free time, JK?
JUSTICE KITTEN
Well, I have...plans...I have a life outside of crime fighting.
LITTLE LIBERTY
All she does is watch Cartoon Network and wash the JusticeMobile. How clean does it need to be, JK? 90% of the time you have it in invisible mode so you can park for free!
JUSTICE KITTEN
Shut up!
HANK
It's worse than I thought. We need to break those two up, ladies, or we're doomed. I have no marketable skills. All I am qualified to be is an evil henchman.
LITTLE LIBERTY
I agree. Just tell us your plan, Hank, and we will do what we can to help.
HANK
Oh, yeah. A plan. I knew I forgot something. Hmm... A plan... A plan... What would Dr. Medlo do?
JUSTICE KITTEN
Try tenting your fingers and laughing.
He does.
JUSTICE KITTEN (CONT�D)
Anything?
HANK
No. Not yet. But it�s a start. Let�s all try this. We�re bound to come up with something.
They all attempt tenting their fingers and laughing.
LITTLE LIBERTY
Steal some plutonium and blow her up!
JUSTICE KITTEN
I think that might be a bit extreme, Little Liberty.
HANK
But it is something Dr. Medlo would do.
SCENE 4: MRS. MEDLO IS IN THE BASEMENT LABORATORY, FOLDING LAUNDRY. DR. MEDLO ENTERS.
MRS. MEDLO
Hi, sweetbrain. How was your date with Holly?
DR. MEDLO
Fine.
MRS. MEDLO
She�s such a nice girl.
DR. MEDLO
Yes.
MRS. MEDLO
And pretty.
DR. MEDLO
Yes.
MRS. MEDLO
A pretty girl like that must have had lots of boyfriends. I hope you�re using condoms.
DR. MEDLO
Yes--wha? Mom!
MRS. MEDLO
This is a very dangerous time for casual sex, Milo. Sure, when I met your father, a girl could scr--
DR. MEDLO
Mother, please!
MRS. MEDLO
Don�t get me wrong, sweetie. I think she�s a great gal, but you never know these days. Why, your friend Hank told me just the other day--
DR. MEDLO
Hank? What�s Hank been saying about Holly?
MRS. MEDLO
Nothing. He�s such a nice boy. If he�d only comb his hair, I�m sure he�d find a girlfriend for himself.
DR. MEDLO
Mom, what did Hank say to you about Holly?
MRS. MEDLO
I�m sorry I couldn�t get the bloodstains out of your good lab coat. But, if you had told me about them instead of just tossing it into the hamper I could�ve pretreated it first and we wouldn�t be having this conversation.
DR. MEDLO
Are we having a conversation, mom?!
MRS. MEDLO
I�m right here, Milo. There�s no need to yell.