Main Campus Area

A high security chain link fence surrounds the well-manicured grounds. The fence is also necessary to protect the expensive and one of a kind campus vehicles.

President’s House

The "Heart and Soul" of campus!! Last year, the state of SC approved just over $75.00 to fund the upgrade of "The Jewel of Columbia" to the state of the art facility that you see above.

The Campus Bookstore

Here you can see the newly built bookstore during one of the numerous Side-Walk Sales. As you can see the bookstore stocks a huge assortment of screen doors, recliners, lawn furniture, and refrigerators.

Campus Dry Cleaners and Alterations

Love that fresh hickory smoke scent on your tube socks and halter-tops? So do we!! As you can see our "open air" facility provides the finest quality cleaning and alterations around. No matter what you bring in, or how dirty, they always come out looking their over-bleached finest!

Campus Medical Clinic

Pictured above is the "Best Medical Hobby Shop" in the State. This "state-of-the-art" facility provides top-notch medical treatment between the hours of 0715 and 0730, Monday through Friday. (As long as it isn't an emergency) Shown also is the clinics futuristic "Drive-yourself-to-a real-doctor" concept car. The vehicle is only used as a visual aid depicting the best way to get medical help in the Columbia area.

Combination Gas-N-Go and School of Engineering

The Gas-N-Go provides low cost fuel and its friendly auto technicians,er engineers, are trained to meet all of your automotive needs. Hennrietta "Sparky" Gould, Dean of the school, is pictured above trying to pump gas by osmosis. Her testament to auto repair is: "If we can't fix it, it wasn't worth having in the first place."

Campus Chapel

The campus Chapel is one of the more ornate religious shrines in the southeast. Worshipers flock here from all over the country to worship in the areas only combination House of God and Discount Smoke Shop. After Sundays services, the line reaches all the way around the building for a chance to ride in the famous GOD ROD. (shown)

Dormitory

Due to recent storm activity, the dormitories are closed for minor maintenance.

Campus Housing

  USC offers the finest in Pre-Fabricated, total student housing. Close, neighborly housing with plenty of tree covered, mostly unexplored forest directly behind the units. 1, 1.25, 1.50, and 1.75 room units are available. Convenient parking only 1/2 mile across the highway.

Featuring The Trooper Deluxe

Shown above in all its glory is the deluxe 1.75 room housing unit. These spacious units can comfortably accommodate up to 7 students. Cinder blocks can be added, for extra ground clearance, to allow extra space under the house for storage and a place for your dogs to sleep.

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