by Jay Manus

 

They shoved me roughly into a waiting paddy wagon and belted me to a seat.  Fortunately they didn’t drive away immediately.  I had a pretty good view of my sweetheart through the rear window, and I figured there was very little desire on the part of these officers to miss the amazing scene that was unfolding before them.

 

When I caught sight of Janey again, she was bending down, her gorgeous bare bottom exposed to us.  As she stood up again, I saw she was holding a good size boulder between her hands.  She turned to face us, her voluminous breasts riding high as she held the mass over her head.  Then, imitating a soccer player’s throw-in, she let her boulder fly.

 

All eyes including mine watched the huge rock’s trajectory as it streaked through the air and crashed mightily into a cruiser’s windshield.  Safety glass crumbled, the roof collapsed, and the whole car bounced ten feet backwards.

 

That must have been their cue.  Instantly a barrage of rifle and pistol bullets flew her way.  My lovely lady opened her arms wide and closed her eyes, turning her face toward the sun.  Hot chunks of lead ricocheted from all parts of her body, leaving nothing more than smudges.  The only part of her body that showed any evidence of impact was her exquisite chest, which was bouncing and jiggling wildly.

 

Enjoying yourself?  I thought.

 

Mmm, this is heavenly.  She didn’t even open her eyes.  Are you?

 

You bet!  My hand had strayed unnoticed to my crotch.

 

Then came the familiar Bang! and whistle sound as an RPG hurtled toward Jane.  It collided with her squarely in her flat stomach and burst into violent flames.  There was silence then, as all the cops waited to see the result, but I was unsurprised when the smoke cleared and it was clear that she hadn’t moved an inch.

 

The steady firing resumed, and Janey slowly moved her hands inward to her astounding boobs.  She cupped them both, gently squeezing and kneading them, clearly losing any consciousness of her surroundings.

 

She woke up rudely however, when she was suddenly hit from behind by some kind of a shell.  Turning around, she was just in time to see an enormous tank, its treads rolling, fire at her again.  Annoyed, she batted the incoming shell to the side, causing an explosion in the woods beside her.  Then she waited for the tank to approach.  Each time it fired at her, she hit the shell to the side, then used the same hand to sweep her long hair back from her face.  Once she caught a shell, and threw it over her shoulder.  It exploded in the middle of the highway, throwing chunks of tar and concrete in all directions.

 

Finally the tank screeched to a stop.  It was no more than 30 feet from her.  Nothing happened for a while as both waited.  There was the feeling of a standoff, though I new beyond any doubt that the beautiful naked girl possessed infinitely more power than the 70-ton armored battle vehicle. 

 

Then there was a click and a whirr, as the turret turned slightly and the gun lowered.  It was now aimed straight at Janey’s face.  More silence followed, and then, Bang!  The cannon fired.  Janey put up her hand and caught the shell again.  She placed it carefully between her very large tits, and then squeezed them together with her hands.  The resulting explosion engulfed her in smoke and flames again. 

 

Janey then walked up to the tank, and reaching up, grabbed its cannon with one hand.  She used it to lift herself off the ground, then climbed on top, straddling it.  She was facing us at this point, but she wasn’t paying attention to anything but the tank.  We watched her then slide herself forward and backward on the barrel, its hard steel slipping smoothly along her well-lubricated pussy!   Her heavy pendant boobs swayed from side to side as she moved, and a sigh escaped her lips.  A louder sigh soon followed, then another and another, but they seemed to be growing more impatient, rather than more aroused.

 

Obviously frustrated now, Janey stopped her self-stimulation abruptly and hopped to the ground.  Walking over to the side of the tank, she sunk her slender fingers into the solid steel armor and lifted – turning the massive vehicle onto its side.  She proceeded to push it then the rest of the way, until this mighty piece of military hardware rested on its roof, effortlessly overturned by a stunningly beautiful nude girl with big breasts!

 

Satisfied with her handiwork, my Janey turned her attention back to the cannon.  She lay down on her back in front of it, and, gently lifting it off the ground as if it weren’t connected to enough solid steel to anchor a cruise ship, she slid its muzzle into her waiting pussy.  That’s right, just slid it right in!  Of course, its diameter was too big, but she crushed and deformed the metal until it fit.

 

Then, for the first time since Janey had begun her performance, she said something.  A couple of times, actually.  “Fire.”  Then louder, “Fire!”.  When nothing happened, she screamed it: “FIRE!”  There was silence.  Oh, Jim, Jim! Please… make them fire!

 

Ok, I returned, just a minute.  I figured that even if the occupants were in any position to take her up on her request, the position of the tank would probably have made it hard to do.  So I decided to just go for the effect.  Let there be a shell in the firing chamber.  Let it fire.  Make it happen.

 

There was a tremendous explosion, centered right at Janey’s crotch, and another one centered around her mouth as she shrieked with ecstasy!  It was a very long shriek, and then she took a breath, and shrieked again!  The ground shook beneath us, trees crashed around her, and the massive tank literally bounced three feet off the road! 

 

Around me, everybody was running.  There was so much confusion, I could have walked away unnoticed at that point if I hadn’t been strapped to the seat.  I didn’t want to, of course.  I watched for a few more minutes until Janey slowly opened her eyes.  There was a broad smile on her face.

 

She stood up then, a living Greek statue rising from the ashes, and faced me.  Without moving her lips she thought, That was great.  Now I’m outta’ here!  Let me know where I should rescue you, Jim, OK?

 

You bet, was my reply.

 

Janey turned and started walking past the upside-down tank.  Then she stopped short, and returned to the front.  She leaned over and grabbed the gun barrel with both hands and slowly stood up.  Amazingly, the front of the huge combat vehicle, lifted easily off the ground.  Then my big-breasted girl flipped the whole thing mightily over her head, so that it landed heavily on its tractor treads – none of which survived this abusive treatment.

 

Finally, Janey gave me a wink and trotted off.  My last glimpse was of her sexy behind as she disappeared into the woods.