I Dream of Janie
by Jay
Manus
The
maître d' greeted us with amusement in his eyes, but his tone was
courteous. “Welcome to the Skylight. Dinner is not being served yet, but if you’d
care for a cocktail you may wait at the bar.”
We agreed, and walked in the indicated direction.
The
restaurant, sitting as it did at the top of a pyramid, was circular. There were large glass windows all around,
from which one could get a 360-degree view of the city. In fact, one could sit in one place and still
get the 360-degree view, since the entire restaurant was slowly rotating. The bar occupied a wedge-shaped portion of
the restaurant, the outer arc of its outline situated against the windows. We chose a pair of easy chairs in that area.
It
didn’t take long for a waitress to appear and ask us for our order. I’ve never been much of an alcohol drinker,
but I figured that with my current invulnerability it wouldn’t make me drunk. I ordered a double brandy on ice. Janey asked for a scotch.
“Double,”
asked the waitress?
“Just
bring the whole bottle. I’ll pour it
myself.”
The
waitress was surprised, but to her credit, she just nodded and walked
away. A couple of minutes later she reappeared
carrying a small tray with two glasses (one filled with brandy, the other
empty), and a bottle of scotch. She set
them down on the cocktail table in front of us, and then began searching her
apron for a bottle opener.
“Don’t
worry,” said Janey, “I brought one.” The
waitress shrugged and left.
Janey
picked up her bottle, and with a wink in my direction, bit the entire neck
off. She chewed the broken glass and
swallowed it, before washing it down with a swig from the bottle. Then she gave me a big grin and proceeded to
chug the entire contents. I watched her
drain the bottle, then smiled back and chugged my own glass of brandy as
well. Then Janey went ahead and ate the
bottle, the sound of her chewing on broken glass making my bones cringe.
We
were eventually shown to our table, where we ordered and consumed a delicious
meal. We also consumed quite a bit more
alcohol, but it didn’t seem to have any effect on either of us. At closing time, I paid the bill with
conjured cash, and we took a taxi home.
Neither of us was in the mood to create any more trouble. We were tired and happy. When we arrived at my apartment (whose earthquake
damaged I wearily repaired), Janey and I both stripped, climbed into bed, and
slept.
During
the night I was gradually awakened in the most wonderful way. I was laying on my side, and Janey had
snuggled up to my back, her large, soft breasts pressing against my skin. Her arm was draped over my waist, and her
fingers were gently massaging my growing and hardening penis. “Mmmm,” I said softly. She didn’t say anything, just continued her
slow, sensual massage.
When
my cock had reached its full size and strength, Janey whispered something in my
ear. “Thank you,” she breathed, “for
giving me life.”
I
turned slowly around to face her. “You
bring me tremendous joy. You and I are
made for each other. We’ll always be
together.”
Her
only response was, “Make love to me,” and I did. We made love gently, tenderly, and with great
sensuality. It didn’t have the violence
of our earlier encounters, but it was every bit as erotic, and our multiple
orgasms were every bit as intense and satisfying. Spent, we both dozed off again.