maco

-Your parents have a shot of Rakija for breakfast.
-The minute church services are over you go stright for the� bar and get smashed.
-You only go out of town for Macedonian Tournaments and Dances.
-Even if you're a girl, your parents(who can't remember your name) call you(and all of your siblings) "sine".
-When you're reading this list and cracking up.
-You are hopelessly trying to bring the Macedonian community together.
-Your uncle makes his own wine that's stronger than "rakija".
-Your mother insists that"promaja" will kill you.
-Your mother insist you must eat something with 'sirenje' at least three times a week.
-Your base your whole life on the fortune in your coffe cup.
-"Rakija" is used to cure all ilinesses, celebrate all occasions and massage lotion.
-When you celebrate Christmas,Easter and New Years two weeks after.
-At your birthday,evryone sings'EPPY BRZDAY TO YU!'.
-When your baba will not accept the fact that� you're just not hungry.
-When your parents constantly say you'll end up a nobody if you don't graduate from Uni.
-You go to a restaurant and bring your own drinks.
-Whenever you go to your baba's house,she offers you supa ,sarma,piperki or kolbasi and gets upset when you don't eat EVRYTHING.
-You are at zabava and the guys try picking u up by asking,"Hey baby,what's your slava?".
-When you have four pairs of "vlecki" in your wardrobe.
-All other action stops when you hear the music of"Ogan da go gori or Biser balkanski".
-Evryone is sure you are Greek or Italian.
-You know you are a Maco when you are fan of whatever soccer team Darko Pancev is on.
-When your mum calls you " STOKA".
-You can always smell garlic on your parents's breath and they insist it kills all bacteria.
-When your walls are crowdet with icons of saints.
-When your church has a fully loadet bar.
-You have a Goce Delcev picture on the wall.
-You live with your parents until you are married.
-There� is a slab of fat in your fridge called"SLANINA'.
-Your parents still prefer to buy tapes rather than CD's.
-Your mum has a whole pharmacy in her medicine cabinet.
-You know you are Maco when your parent's think everything is conspiracy.
-You have relatives in"stari kraj" who beg for money and live better then you.