2. Knife (a Hobo knife is preferred)
3. Cyanide
4. Jump from a tall building (such as 3rd building in this case)
5. Swallow pills
6. Electrocute self
7. Slit wrists
8. Hanging
9. Go into garage, close door, turn on car, wait for results
10. Drown self
11. Choke self to death
12. Burn yourself alive (not at the stake)
13. Stab self with pen (in a variety of acceptable places)
14. Wear a hat treated with mercury and become a mad hatter
15. Stick head in oven
16. Walk in front of:
a) train
b) car
c) airplane
17. Become a porn star and contract any number of STDs
18. Drive car off a cliff
19. Eat all of Mr. Quail's chalk
20. Bash head in door
22. Stare at a microwave that leaks radiation and get a brain tumor
23. OD on:
a) cocaine (powder)
b) crack cocaine
c) heroin
d) shrooms
e) LSD
f) ecstasy
24. Stand atop a tall building during a thunderstorm
25. Suicide by police
26. Claim you have a terminal illness and call Dr. Kevorkian
27. Get attacked by killer dogs
28. Smother self with a pillow
29. Dress like a deer and go out in woods during deer season
30. Contract mad cow disease
31. Starve self to death
32. Drink Draino
33. Live in Saukville (up to 6 months)
34. Get a paper cut, make sure it gets infected
35. Drink chlorine
36. Insert fire extinguisher into mouth, pull lever
37. Go into Harlem with a sign that says "I hate blacks"
38. Swim in the Hudson River
39. Eat school lunch
40. Join a cult and take a trip on a space ship behind Haley's Comet
41. Eat tar
42. Try to get high off butane
43. Drink gasoline near an open flame
44. Sniff aerosal cans
45. Burn self at the stake
46. Tie plastic bag over head
47. Jam butterknife into electrical outlet
48. Blow dry hair while in the shower
49. Gouge eyes out with a spoon
50. Eat a light bulb
51. Slit throat with a Hobo knife
52. Bludgeon self with a 2"x4"
53. Impale self on a stake (can burn body when through)
54. Eat shit (this one is from Matt)
55. Go into garage, shut door, turn on car, wait
56. Turn on the gas in the physics room, inhale