LOCATIONS: Our roving reporters give you the lowdown on where to find the seediest nightclubs, cheapest beer and tastiest kebabs. You might even find information on what to do by day if you're unfortunate enough to wake up early!
FUNNY PHOTOS: You've all got these hidden away somewhere. That picture of your dad standing next to the road sign at Tossa...the elephants shagging at Colchester zoo... Send 'em in. Best contributions will win a bag of cybersweets.
HELL ON EARTH: Tell us about the worst place you ever had the misfortune to be in. Food by Frankenstein, architecture by the Luftwaffe, weather by the English...
HORNITHOLOGY IN EUROPE: Due to the massive popularity of Jizz Magazine's Best Bird in Liskeard competition we have made a unilateral decision to join the LEERER, a single European totty currency. Under European law we must now accept votes for Geezahs too! Please submit your photo nominations including a name and location. Vote by email for your favourites and I'll post a regular update of the scores.
EMMA'S TRAVEL DILEMMAS: Bournemouth or Borneo? Ibiza or 'igh Wycombe? Southend or South Africa? Let Emma help you to decide.
INTERNATIONAL LOOKALIKES: Does your mate or someone you've seen look like a celebrity? Snap 'em and send 'em in...
RELATED (AND UNRELATED) LINKS: Travel, lifestyle, philosophy, music, politics... It's all here!
FREE PORN:'Nuff said?
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