In the wake of the Exxon/Mobil deal and the AOL/Netscape deal, 
and the MCI-WorldCom/Sprint deal, here are the latest mergers 
we can expect to see:

Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, 
and WRGraceCompany merge to become: 
Hale Mary Fuller Grace

Polygram Records, Warner Brothers, and Keebler Crackers 
merge to become:
Polly-Warner-Cracker

3M and Goodyear merge to become: 
MMMGood

John Deere and Abitibi-Price merge to become: 
Deere Abi

Zippo Manufacturing, Audi Motors, Dofasco, and 
Dakota Mining merge to become: 
Zip Audi Do Da

Honeywell, Imasco, and Home Oil merge to become: 
Honey I'm Home

Denison Mines, and Alliance and Metal Mining merge to become: 
Mine All Mine

Federal Express and UPS merge to become: 
FED UP

Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will 
merge and become:
Fairwell Honeychild

3M, JC Penney and the Canadian Opera Company will 
merge and become: 
3 Penney Opera

Knott's Berry Farm & National Organization of Women 
will merge and become:
Knott NOW!