Everyone should take a moment out of the day to be...oh...goofy.

Read directions carefully.
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The following is an excerpt from a children's book, "Captain Underpants
and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants", by Dav Pilkey: The evil
Professor forces everyone to assume new names ....

Use the FIRST letter of your FIRST name to determine your NEW first
name:

a = stinky		 
b = lumpy
c = buttercup
d = dorkey
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = fluffy
h = cheeseball
i = chim-chim
j = poopsie
k = flunky
l = booger
m = pinky
n = zippyo = goober
p = doofus
q = slimy
r = loopy
s = snotty
t = falafel
u = gidget
v = squeezit
w = oprah
x = skipper
y = dinky
z = zsa-zsa

Use the FIRST letter of your LAST name to determine the first half
of your NEW last name:

a = diaper
b = toilet
c = giggle
d = bubble
e = girdle
f = barf
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = cootie
j = monkey
k = potty
l = liver
m = banana
n = rhino
o = burger
p = hamster
q = toad
r = gizzard
s = pizza
t = gerbil
u = chicken
v = pickle
w = chuckle
x =tofu
y = gorilla
z = stinker

Use the LAST letter of your LAST name to determine the second half of
your NEW last name:

a = head
b = mouth
c = face
d = nose
e = tush
e = tush
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = butt
l = brain
m = tushie
n = chunks
o = hiney
p = biscuits
q = toes
r = buns
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u =sprinkles
v = kisser
w = squirt
x =humperdinck
y = brains
z = juice

Thus, for example, George Bush's new name is Fluffy
Toiletshorts..... and Al Gore would be Stinky Lizardtush, 
pretty fitting.


Send this to your friends with your new name in the subject.

I am Poopsie Pottytushie.  Yeah!