NERDY WAYS TO EXPRESS LOVE

WARNING: Do not read if you are not very nerdy. 
You will find these dangerously unfunny.


 1. You are my asymptote. I will always tend towards you.
 2. My variables are declared static; I'll never change.
 3. My love is like an exponential curve - unbounded.
 4. You can call me your tautology, because I'll always be true.
 5. Can I get write permission to your directory?
 6. Your beauty cannot be spanned by a finite basis of vectors.
 7. Oh I think you're way hotter than 7 of 9.
 8. I think you gave me the "I love you" virus because I can't 
    stop thinking about you.
 9. I've encrypted this love poem for you.
10. You are the first element on my stack.