26.Wild Coyote will catch and eat Roadrunner, Tom will barbecue and eat Jerry, and Sylvester will devour Tweetie. Only Bugs Bunny will remain unscathed. 27.Chocolate will be free. Especially to have baths in. 28.Wednesday will also be obliterated (on the appeal and application of Miss S.Gorringe, a request which has been granted by the Board of Consideration). 29.Any new lucasfilm productions will FIRST be shown wherever I live, and no merchandise, interviews, pictures etc. will be allowed before I've seen it. 30.(Also from discussion with Ms gorringe) All men entering a room with have 2 options; they can either a)kneel or b)swing in through a window on a rope with a black cape like Zorro. Not that we've seen the film. 31.All take-aways will deliver free of charge and really mean it. None of this minimum charge business. 32.All bedroom light switches will be placed halfway down the wall next to the bed. 33.Wallpaper borders, no lets say all wallpaper in general, will be banned, coz its a total waste of time, looks stupid, and a nightmare to remove. Why bother. 34.Fridges will clean themselves. And ovens. And all other kitchen and bathroom appliances. 35.I shall have my own time machine, for a laugh. Blame the state of the Sphinx on Addlestones. 36.When it snows, there will always be enough snow for sledging. 37.At car wash garages, cars will be available for anyone who has always wanted to go through one with the windows open to see what would happen. This service would be free. |
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