TITLE: Fire in the hole
AUTHOR: JenIsaks
DATE: Sep. 2001
FANDOM: JAG
PAIRING: None as of yet
CATEGORY: posible mm, mmf or mf smut
RATING: PG going onto NC-17
WARNINGS: none
STATUS: WIP
ARCHIVE:Bald Heaven others just ask.
FEEDBACK:[email protected] & [email protected]
SERIES/SEQUEL: not at this time
OTHER WEBSITES: www.jenisaks.com
DISCLAIMERS: Not mine I just play with them
SPOILER: none
BETA:Bertie thanks hun...
SUMMERAY: Harm and Meg have a little talk,
NOTES:This is an rant that came out when I was talking to Cat, she's a Harm/Meg shipper, anyways I was trying to get a mf smut fic out of it but I just can't do it. All i can think of is mm slash, just can't help myself I'm a slasher by nature so I def have to write a mm slashy ending.
"Fire in the hole."
.ooOOoo.
"Harm, you smuck, you better do something about this or you'll regret it."
"What are you talking about, Meg?"
"I'm talking about this *thing* between us."
"What *thing*, Meg?"
"This attraction to me."
"Meg, have you been drinking?"
"Of course not!!"
"Are you sure?"
"What is wrong with *you*, Harm?"
"Wrong with *me*?"
"Yeah, *you*!"
"I haven't done anything!"
"That's the fucking problem!!"
"What ever do you mean?"
"Harm, are you for *real*?"
"I have absolutely no idea what you're talking about!"
"*SEX* !!!Does that spell it out for you ?? Or do you need *help*!"
"*Help*, Meg?! You're the one needing help!"
"Shut up and do it already!"
"What?!"
"So help me God, if you don't fuck me right now, I'll scream!"
"Woah, Meg! I can't do that!"
"Why the hell not?"
"Because... because ... just because."
"What is that suppose to mean?"
"I can't!"
"Why?"
"I just can't!"
"If you don't tell me right now, I'll *shoot* you!"
"I'm sorry but I kinda..."
"You kinda what?"
"Well I like someone..."
"Oh yeah, well I'll bet she'll never be as good as me."
"Ahhh...."
"Tell me who the hell is it anyway!"
"Aaaaa"
"You're going to tell me, so help you God."
"Well it's kinda....well the person doesn't know ...I haven't told any one."
"So, give."
"Well I don't know if I should."
"Of course you should, Harm."
"Well okay I'm in love with..."
"Who??"
"Chegwidden!"
"What! Are you out of your mind?"
"Apparently, I can't help it !! He's way too hot."
"Yeah, well you're right about that, Harm. But I'll bet he wants me more that you."
"Oh yeah? Well I don't think so."
"I'll bet he will, what are you prepared to wager?"
"Oh I don't know!"
"There's not much you know, Harm!"
"I..I..."
"Tell you what... if I win, you'll fuck me and forget about him."
"Oh I don't know if I can do that."
"Sure you can! Come on now. Let's go see the Admiral right now!"
"Right now!"
"Yes, come on."
"But...but what will we tell him?"
"The truth."
"Oh no we won't."
"Tell him, we will."
Meg didn't even knock on the door but barged right in, dragging Harm along by his tie.
The Admiral was talking with his yeoman, he looked up with surprise as his two subordinates barged in. Meg was in a rage, casting her evil eye one the poor yeoman saying to him.
"Would you mind leaving, and close the damn door behind you." Wasn't as much a suggestion, more of an order.
The yeoman, practically in tears, didn't even look at the Admiral, he just bolted and slammed the door on his way out.
" Lt Austin would you mind telling me what the *hell* is going on?"
"I sure would, sir!"
"I'm waiting Lt."
"Yessir, would you mind telling me whom, is the most attractive, sir?"
"Lt Austin what do you mean!"
"I mean whom of the two of us do you find the most attractive, sir?"
The Admiral had the look of utter raw surprise, eyeing them the two of them. Meg looked like she was very serious. At first AJ thought he'd been the object of a prank, but it didn't look that way. He then turned to Harm, the younger man was finding his shoes very interesting since he was looking at them like they had grown wings. and he was about to fly away to wherever his mind was, because he didn't seem present.
"I think you two better explain your selves."
By now, AJ was feeling an unease creeping up on him, this was very strange behavior. He was not quite sure how to take this. Right now, he was growing more and more suspicious of the two of them.
//Was he smelling a rat?//
AJ moved to his chair and sat down, leaning back, he folded his arms over his chest. he looked straight at them not showing the slightest hint of emotion.
//If this was some kind of joke he sure as hell wasn't going to fall for it.//
What came next took the Admiral totally by surprise, and his surly demeanor faltered for a moment when the young Lt asked.
"Uh sir, whom do you want to fuck more? Him or me?"
"Lt are you out of your mind!"
"No sir."
"What the hell is this?"
"Sir, if I may..."
"You may not Lt."
He turned to Rabb, who was still staring at his shoes.
"Lt-Cmdr you seem awfully quiet, would you care to explain what kind of a sick joke this is."
The words was hissed through clenched teeth. Harm didn't dare look the Admiral in the eye, his inner thoughts were set on chanting repeatedly, "Ohmygodohmygod.........",with a brief look in the other man's direction it turned to, "Thisisnothappeningthisisnot......." Since the Admiral couldn't get more out of the two, he decided to take charge.
//They are not fooling me, I can beat them at their own game anytime!//
"I see."
"So, you two, in a fit of insanity, wants me to choose between you. Who is the better. Did I get that right Lt-Cmdr Rabb?" the Admiral barked, making them jump a little."Well, you know, how can I possibly know in advance."
Harms head shout up at the comment he thought he'd faint , was this an admission to the Admiral's interest in male lovers? Did he have any hope. AJ was grinning inwardly, Harm was staring at him with wide eyes and Meg's jaw fell to the floor.
//Okay, this is the time to play a little, they have been yanking my chain for some time now and now the table will turn.//
"I can't answer your question, Lt," AJ looked pointedly at Meg the turned to Harm, "Lt-Cmdr." At this time he let his evil grin show on his face, the resulting stereo sound of intakes of breath broadened his grin - it was now plastered from ear to ear.
.ooOOoo.
to be continued....