Osama Bin Laden and one of his friends were riding on a camel when they stopped at a small town. Osama got off his camel, walked around to its rear, lifted up the camel's tail, and looked at its butt. Two men passing by shouted over to Osama asking "What are you doing?".
Osama replied, "About 2 miles back, I heard someone shout 'Hey look, there are two assholes on that camel!".
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What is the national bird of Afganistan?
DUCK!
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What do Osama Bin Laden and crabs have in common?
They both irritate Bush!
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What do Fred Flintstone and Osama Bin Laden have in common?
They both look out of their caves and see Rubble!
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