Calvin & Hobbes Tribute Page
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Of course I'm aware that this has got nothing to do with the rest of my site, but I simply adore this comic and in my opinion it deserves a little more attention :) Doesn't everyone loves to have an alive stuffed animal??? I know that I do, especially one as Hobbes. And who doesn't want to be like Calvin. He is SO funny. This comic is very intelligent, just look at these famous quotes. This page is not meant to becoma a HUGE Calvin & Hobbis page, I just add some stuff and some links so that you can find out more about this adorable couple if you didn't knew them allready...
Quotes

Reality continues to ruin my life. ~ Calvin

They only recognize greatness when some authority confirms it. ~ Calvin

I wish I was a tiger.
A common lament. ~ Calvin & Hobbes

But Calvin is no kind and loving god! He's one of the old gods! He demands sacrifice! ~ Calvin

"What are you doing?"
"Being cool."
"You look more like you're bored."
"The world bores you when you're cool." ~ Calvin & Hobbes

I understand my tests are popular reading in the teachers' lounge. ~ Calvin

Life's disappointments are harder to take when you don't know any swear words.
~ Calvin

You know how Einstein got bad grades as a kid? Well, mine are even worse! ~ Calvin

Our class voted Calvin the "Most likely to be seen on the news some day". ~ Susie

Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless. ~ Calvin

A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day.  ~ Calvin

It's psychosomatic. You need a lobotomy. I'll get a saw. ~ Calvin


People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don't realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world. ~ Calvin

"Do you like being a girl?"
"Its gotta be better than the alternative."
"Whats it like? Is it like being a bug?"
"Like a WHAT?"
"I imagine bugs and girls have a dim perception that nature played a crual trick on them, but they lack the intelligence to really comprehend the magnitude of it." ~Calvin & Susie

Why would she want another kid?? She's already got me!
Yes, you'd think she'd have learned her lesson... ~ Calvin & Hobbes

"It says here that by the age of 6, most children have seen a million muders on television."
"I find that very disturbing...it means I've been watching all the wrong channels." ~ Calvin & Hobbes

"Any monsters under my bed tonight?"
"Nope." "No." "Uh-Uh."
"Well there *better* not be, I'd hate to have to torch one with my flamethrower!"
"You have a flamethrower?"
"They lie. I lie." ~ Calvin, Hobbes and the Monsters under his bed
Links

Calvin & Hobbes.com (official site)

.:: Simply Calvin & Hobbes ::.

Calvin For President

Calvin & Hobbes Strip Archive
Disclaimer: All the pictures/animations on this page are taken from the pages mentioned at the links. Calvin & Hobbes unfortunately don't belong to me, but to Bill Waterson the amazing creator of this duo. If you recognise here something that belongs to you, email me: [email protected] so that I can give you credit.
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