2. Don't play Swap! with rings on
3. Never expect a normal conversation
4. There are a lot more uses for the school newspaper than you think
5. Never underestimate the randomness of your drum majors!
6. The simplest things can amaze people
7. If it's quiet expect to hear something random
8. You can only hear about bacon and chicken so many times in one day
9. If you sit in the band hall long enough you can learn lots of absolutely useless information on a variety of subjects that don't interest you at all
10. Always be prepared to see and hear anything
11. If you don't get it chances are no one else does either, or you just happen to be a blonde member of the flute section
12. You can always sleep in the hall
13. It's a music major thing, don't ask.
14. Who said normal is a good thing?
15. Camera phones can be a bad thing, especially if you are in a locker head first, or just in a locker in any position.
16. Saluting the Professors as they walk down the hall might not be such a good idea, especially when they all give you weird looks.
17. Band kids and AOL(please note the copyright) cds do NOT mix!
18. Never tell Jarrett that he can't do something (ie turning the band hall chairs around) because some how he will figure out a way to do it.
