Well, mostly Ben, with special guest appearances by friends of Ben.
--Ben Winterton
~"Somebody get this cello off of me!"
--Kristen Vesper 1/29/04
~"Look at the trees -- they move!"
--Katie Midgley 3/09/04
~"Guys and Girls, and Ben..."
--uncertain student source, maybe Matt??, spring 2004
~"Beam it back!! Beam it back!!"
--Ben Winterton 4/14/04
~"It smells bubblegummy down here [in the band hall]. You need to come with me."
--Dr. Root 4/15/04
~Would you go on "a" date with me?
--Ben 4/22/04
~"Hey Cary, can you tell me what this means?" (Or something close to that.)
--Ben, talking to Cory 4/22/04
~"I can point clear down there and it's still Jon." (Or something along those lines.)
--Ben 8/31/04
~"My head phones are not going to power your CD player."
--Jon 10/6/04 (Talking to Matt)
~"What do you say we go get a room, Jon?"
--Matt 10/6/04 (he meant to get a room to practice guitar in.)
~"Your Jedi powers must not get service in the band hall."
--Jarrett 10/13/04
~"There is far less slapping in our culture than there needs to be."
--Jarrett 10/13/04
~"Hey Tim, where can I get a purse like that?"
--Jon 11/19/04 (referring to Tim's tuba case)
~"When I was in high school, like ten years ago."
--Nick 11/19/04 (this was kind of one of those things you had to be there for)
~"My lap extends all the way to here."
--Ben 12/1/04
~"MOM, I'M IN YOUR POCKET!!"
--Jaron 4/6/05
~"Is your spleen really green?"
--Lena 4/13/05
~"It's like Chinese ratamaque torture."
--Jon 4/13/05
~"There's major ghost action here."
--Lena 4/13/05
~"I like to chew on plastic stuff."
--Cory 4/13/05
~"Do you punch people in your jogging class?"
--Jon 4/13/05
~"It's a nest of carrots."
--Lauralee 4/13/05
~"I have brothers, but I still blink."
Hava 9/3/05
~"That's some fast growin' hair."
Ben 9/3/05
~"You're really good lookin', but do you shave kids?"
Jon 9/3/05
~"Back in the Cory-Glory days."
Hava 9/3/05
~"That is a darling movie."
Jon 9/3//05
~"Is it warm? Is it safe?"
Jon 9/3/05
~"It's like a little pod racer."
Hava 9/3/05
~"I'm totally dribbling your head."
Hava 9/3/05