-Yes, they also have a 5th and a 6th...
2. How many birthdays does the average man have?
-one a year
3. Some months have 31 days how many have 28?
-all of them
4. A woman gives a beggar 50 cents, the woman is the beggar's sister, but the beggar is not the woman's brother. How come?
-the beggar is the woman's sister
5. Why can't a man living in the USA be burried in Canada?
-because he's living
6. How many outs are in an inning?
-6 (3 per side)
7. Is it legal for a man in California to marry his widow's sister? Why?
-no. the man would be dead
8. Two men play five games of checkers. Each man wins the same number of games. There are no ties. Explain this.
-they are not playing each other
9. Divide 30 by 1/2 and add 10. What is the answer?
70 (30 divided by .5 is 60)
10. A man builds a house rectangular in shape. All sides have a southern exposure. A bear walks by the house. What color is the bear? Why?
-white. the bear would be a polar bear because the house must be at the north pole
11. If there are 3 apples and you take away 2, how many do you have?
-2 (you just took 2 apples)
12. I have two US coins totaling 55 cents. One is not a nickle. What are the coins?
-a fifty cent piece, and a nickel. (one is not a nickel, but the other one is)
13. If you have only one match and you walked into a room where there was an oil burner, a kerosene lamp and a wood burning stove, which one would you light first?
-light the match first
14. How far can a dog run into the woods?
-half way (the he would be running out) (Does this remind you of the band hall anyone? Why is there an exit sign in the middle of the band hall...)
15. A doctor gives you three pills telling you to take one every half hour. How long would the pills last?
-one hour (the first one, a half hour and another one more half hour)
16. A farmer has 17 sheep, all but 9 die. How many are left?
-9 (all but 9 die...)
17. How many animals of each sex did Moses take on the ark?
-none. Moses wasn't on the ark.
18. A clerk in a butcher shop is 5'9" tall. What does he weigh?
-he weighs meat
19. How many two cent stamps are there in a dozen?
-12
20. What was the President's name in 1950?
-George Bush, the same as it is now.
20 - 18 Correct--Genius
17 - 16 -- Above Normal
15 - 9--Normal
8 - 5 -- Nincompoop
6 - 4 -- Moron
3 - 0 --Idiot