| You Know You're a (WSU) Music Major When... | ||||
| 1) You've eaten your 3 square meals for the day in the band hall, timely, without going home. 2) You've brought your toothbrush/toothpaste to school...and used them. More than once. 3) You've used the window by Maxson's first-floor office as a full-length mirror. 4) You've taken several naps in the band hall... and weren't woken up by the chaos of the band hall, or walking by/on you. 5) You sit in the band hall for many hours each week, and consider it an important part of your daily ritual. 6) While sitting in the band hall, you don't think twice about random comments, decorations, stunts or people practicing. 7) Playing card architecture. 8) You know who your Hogwarts equivalent is. And the teachers don't. 9) You have a favorite key signature. 10) You know the story behind some of the stains on the band hall carpet. 11) You edit flyers...and newspapers. 12) You know "Jingles." 13) You've posted a flyer concerning a party/get-together/ect. on the bulletin board. 14) You absolutely despise syrup & pancakes, and cupcakes. 15) You know The Haben's little secret. 16) "Finger quotes" 17) You saw Palumbo's face/reaction to Rich's "Kazaxophone." And kept laughing. 18) You wanted Rich (and Lena) to play kazoo for his Junior recital, and not saxophone. 19) You can clone Lena from the hair she leaves in Jessica's locker. 20) You become more accepting of the "orchestra" kids. 21) You de-hair things for Suzanne, and you don't have a problem with it. 22) You officially want to kill Daigo. 2-1/2 .7 times. 23) You make "Old Navy" runs at all times of the day, even when you should be in class. 24) You've offered String Project's candy to multiple people in the band hall. 25) You've played a few hands of cards in the band hall... on the "new" table. 26) You're still wondering what a "Brithday" is, and want to celebrate the day (whatever it is) with an ice-cream cake. 27) You're excited because the new Marching Band uniforms finally arrived... AFTER Marching Band season ended. 28) Chartwells owes you like 5 free cups of soup, but hasn't given them to you yet. Unphased, you rectified that by taking a lot of their plasticware, jam, napkins, ketchup, and butter, and keeping it in Jessica's locker. 29) Jessica finally found an office that is messier than hers- and she has proof. 30) You now know what a "Sporket" is. 31) You are aware of the Evil Chinese Mafia, and who their leaders are. And you have plans for their destruction and downfall. 32) You heard Jessica reading a story about possums. With an accent hailing from South Carolina. "14)" You remember the "Cory-Glory" days. And his current "news." |
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