-"Beethoven is the Whoo-Hoo man."- 9/22
-"He's stalking... he's lurking."
-"It's the Politically Correct police of music."
-"If there's scandal, they will come."
-"One of these days, I'm going to fall off this stool and flash everyone."
-"I like Corelli." (makes a sad face) "Jerks..." (in a depressed voice)
-"Sometimes I in(*inhales*)terrupt my words when I'm breathing."
-"I always wonder if it's Steinway and Hemingbeck, but that's the piano."
-"They should Frenchify it." -11/15
-"Don't mess with polyphony." -11/15
-"It's the middlest moving..." -9/29
-"...for examplum..." -9/29
-"That is one corrupt donkey!" -10/6
-"It's not garbled by Diet Coke problems." -10/25
-"...back when N'Sync was still in-sync." -11/22
-"...all this Hullabaloo." -(like every other day)
-(to Matt K) "At least your wife isn't here- you'd be smooching back there in the dark." -9/13
-(to Daigo) "You left your pancakes here from last class?" -9/13
-"I have spies EVERYWHERE, even at Denny's." -9/13
-"The year has 356 days. Or something like that." -9/13
-"Jubilus...Jubili? Jubilus. I don't know how to make it plural." -9/15
-"A crusty library." -9/15
-"Don't mess with Psalms." -9/15
-"I'm just impressed that I haven't tripped, then flashed everyone yet!" -9/20
-"A musical Presidential debate. I'd really like to see that in 2008!" -9/20
-"That's trypical." -9/20
-"The singer? Well it's that genderless sound that kinda freaks you out. Kind of like Michael Jackson." -9/20
-"Those guys just lay around & eat grapes & flirt with women. Well, I don't really know about the grapes." -9/20
-"Disney makes no mistakes." -9/22
-"Parallel harmonic pleasure." -9/22