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A Brunette, a Redhead, and a Blonde escape a burning
building by climbing to the roof. The Firemen are on
the street below, holding a blanket for them to jump
into. The firemen yell to the Brunette, "Jump!
Jump! It's your only chance jumps and SWISH! The firemen
yank the blanket away...the Brunette slams into the
sidewalk like a tomato. "C'mon! Jump! You got to
jump!' say the firemen to the Redhead. "Oh no!
You're going to pull the blanket away!" says the
Redhead. "No! It's Brunettes we can't stand! We're
OK with Redheads!" “OK” says the Redhead,
and she jumps. SWISH! The firemen yank the blanket away,
and the lady is flattened on the pavement like a pancake.
Finally, the Blonde steps to the edge of the roof. Again,
the firemen yell: "Jump! You have to jump!"
"No way! You're just going to pull the blanket
away!" Yelled the Blonde. “No! Really! You
have to jump! We won't pull the blanket away!"
"Look," the Blonde says, "nothing you
say is gonna me that you're not going to pull the blanket
away! So what I want you to do is put the blanket down,
and back away from it.
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