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Billy was excited about
his first day at school. So excited in fact, that only
a few minutes after class started, he realized that
he desperately needed to go to the bathroom. So, Billy
raised his hand politely to ask if he could be excused.
Of course, the teacher said yes, but asked Billy to
be quick. Five minutes later Billy returned, looking
more desperate and embarrassed. "I can't find it," he
admitted. The teacher sat Billy down and drew him a
little diagram to where he should go and asked him if
he will be able to find it now. Billy looked at the
diagram, said "yes" and goes on his way. Well five minutes
later he returned to the class room and says to the
teacher, "I can't find it." Frustrated, the teacher
asked Tommy, a boy who has been at the school for awhile,
to help him find the bathroom. So, Tommy and Billy go
together and five minutes later they both return and
sit down at their seats. The teacher asks Tommy, "Well,
did you find it?" Tommy is quick with his reply, "Oh
sure, he just had his boxer shorts on backwards."
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