| Hmmmm? Now where do I begin? To weave a tale so full of chi� It�s sure to please your erotic senses Or offend your Moral defenses Now are you sitting back all comfy in your chair? Make sure your eyes wide now prepare you for this stuff Take an inventory of all your senses now Lets take them to the moon or bust We need a start, a line that hooks you Something pert that seems to send you Peruse your mind for the xxx fun stuff Oh he*l ya, we all got it in us Find that one tidbit of information That brings to you sounds of elation And as this story unfolds Apply your own thoughts to make it real Well I think we now begin to lay the groundwork I will say the lines to you; give your thought some room Accept now what I have to say Find at least the grain of truth in it Once upon a time is not quite the line to use here It bears us thoughts of sugar fairies Not quite what we have in mind Opps. Are you twenty-one? Should you be here? Now I think there be no more delay I will start to tease you, is that all right? Let the story begin with you I plan some delight I�m going to please you, GET ON WITH IT !! You say Now just let me begin by saying� Pardon me sir; you say I�ve run out of time I only get five minutes and its time to move on The other candidates must get theirs too Thank you ladies and gentleman For letting me tell you that little tale Vote for me and give me the job I don�t want to work, just talk a tall tale ~Jim Ferrell |
| A Tale so Tall (Political Aspirations) |
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