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Hotel Cruise's sex scandel unearthed |
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New evidence in the Hotel Cruise scandel has been unearthed by the gardai. Club team mate and recently unsettled footballer Cleary is believed to be involved in a big way at Hotel Cruise. Cleary's recent abuse of alcohol, sneakers bars and chip bolognese has been a talking point of his manager and club chairman Lenny. It is for this reason it is believed by a close source to Cleary that he may not sigh the reduced contract offered to him but leave Barry Park instead. Gardai have informed the public in a statement that Cleary was one of the main customers in the Hotel Cruise fiasco. Pictures (top right) of Cleary enjoying himself after what can only be described as a sexual encounter have been released to the press.
As for Tom Cruise himself he was captured at 12:00 today after a extensive police chase which ended in Tom's pathetic attempt of suicide. Tom was captured by the Guardian newspapers helicopter trying to flee his mansion home in Ballsbridge only to be cornered by the gardai. In an act of desperation Tom attempted to end his own life to avoid jail time but his plans were spoiled by one hero Curly Quigley. Curly talked Tom down from an almost certain watery death with love in his heart. Tom will be due in court on Monday with the likely hood of 4 days in jail and a hint of community service cleaning the local parochial house for Fr Ned. Newtown Celtic Fc manager has spoke of his desire to change Tom's ways and he will show Tom his full support in the issue by playing him on Sunday if he is fit. |
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Cleary involve in Hotel Cruise scandel |
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Tom fleeing from gardai |
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Tom tried to end it all only for close friend Curly(right beside Tom) |
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