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Excerpts from The Black Bible Chronicles (Author's website)
From the 10 Commandments:
"You shouldn't diss the Almighty's name, using it in cuss words or rapping with one another. It ain't cool and payback's a monster.
"You shouldn't be taking nothin' from your homeboys.
"Don't waste nobody.
"Don't mess around with someone else's ol' man or ol' lady."
Genesis 3:4-5...
"And that bad old serpent told the sister, 'Nah, sister, he's feeding you a line of bull, You won't die. The Almighty just knows that if you eat from the tree you'll be hipped to what's going down."

'Blessed are the dissed'???>>>

See also The Cotton Patch Version, online here!
Matt. 2:1: "Jesus was born in Gainesville, Georgia"???
Matt. 28:8: Then Jesus told them, "Y’all quit being so scared. Run along now and tell my brothers that they should go over into Alabama; and they’ll see me there."

For a fun brain teaser, see: Hidden Bible book names.

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