Mulletology News

IS TERRY UP TO THE JOB? (Thursday 17 June 2000)
It has been noted that a number of people are questioning Terry Nutkins and his capability of  being the god of mulletology. Well Terry was always a temporary choice, however I see no reason to say he can not one day be pernament. It has been suggested that Billy Ray Cyrus would be more suitable but unfortunately Billy has not been seen since his hit record Achy Breaky Heart crashed into the charts some time ago. I have sent out my mullet pimps to search him out but it looks a fruitless mission. If you have a suggestion for a new god of mulletology then feel free to post it on the message board.

TEN COMMANDMENTS OF MULLETOLOGY (Friday 16 June 2000)
I am currently constructing the ten commandments of mulletology together with Terry Nutkins and occasionaly Mgyver who drops in now and again in between bringing evil child molesters to justice. I would appreciate any suggestions for the commandments. If you have an idea for a commandment then post it on the message board.

BEHOLD THE TEN COMMANDMENTS ( Monday 3 July 2000)
After a heated meeting of ministers of mulletology, five commandments have been put into place. However five more commandments are needed, any suggestions are welcome on the message board.

MULLETS WEDDING RECEPTION (Monday 4 July 2000)
I am pleased to announce the first wedding of a mullet to a fullet took place on Saturday. Marion Shergar Thomas (mullet) was married to Ezra Cherrypie Thomas (fullet with slight boufant) in a ceremony taken by Mcgyver. The couple who were brother and sister are now happily married and honeymooning on a council estate near Luton but nowhere near Wolverhampton. Mcgyver reported that the wedding was a full success with the night ending in bloodshed when the reception turned into a brawl after Marion slapped Ezra in the face because he said he did not like her face so he was going to hit her face. The brawl then spilled out onto the car park and 12 arrests were made.