The Story of Mulletology

Although Mulletology just reared its head (some would say an ugly head with an ugly head of hair) recently the history of mulletology can be traced back to a battle of epic proportions in 23 AD. It was on a cold and damp February afternoon when two giants met to battle it out:

The Highlander    Vs.      Jesus Christ

Despite claims by the highlander that "there can be only one" Christ defeated the Highlander after putting him in a half nelson and finishing him with his speciality the Christ Crippleface(This was also one of the first WWF main events) . Christ then spared the Highlander his life if he joined forces with him to form a new religion called Mulletology. Of course soon after Christ went on to waste his time on Chritianity and wasn't heared of much after, likewise with the Highlander who went onto make some ill advised sequels, have you seen Highlander 2, what a farce! Mulletology totally dissapeared until the 1980's when it had what most people would say was its biggest period.

THE GOLDEN AGE

During 1985, well during the week commencing February 23-29 the mullet was at the height of fashion and adorned by everyone and not just eighties hair bands. Unfortunately soon after that week and even today many people still sport the mullet or various offshoots of the mullet. In fact in the deep south of America it is seen as being a sort of uniform for Rednecks, trailer trash and white supremacists. The mullet also thrives in Eastern Europe but they have to be excused as the countrys such as Latvia, Czeck Republik, Hungary etc have been caught in some sort of time loop where the Final Countdown by Europe is forever number one.

The Mulletology Terrorist Faction

Few people will be aware of a terrorist faction that splintered from the mulletology movement in 1988. However the story was re told, albeit falsely in the movie Rambo 3. Soldier of fortune John Rambo was a militant mulletologist who was sick of the ignorance being shown towards mulletologists. He single handedly took on the Russian army and defeated them thus showing them the secret of growing mullets.

TO BE CONTINUED......