MULLET COUNTDOWN
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This is why some people say that mullets are an affliction or a disease of the scalp. This man has nothing except for a shirt, tie and glasses. He does have one friend however, his dog called Roger who loves him dearly. Likely to become a serial killer if he buys that knife he has been looking at in the everything a pound shop.
2.
Jerry Springer, a prime place for mullets, some would call it mullet sanctuary. These two dudes were on Springer because they were married to each other and did not even know it. Buddy thought he was married to his cousin whilst Eagle Hunter thought he was married to his mother. The matter was soon resolved and now they are happily married and running a bar which doubles up as a rifle range.
3.
This guy is probably called Ron and is a schoolteacher who tampers with his pupils. His mullet however is clean and a fine example of how to give a glossy finish to ones mullet. However Ron is dangerous to children and probably animals.
He is also likely to be a sex tourist.
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Making a surprise return to the chart is gone but not forgotten inventor of christianity and mulletology Jesus Christ. Today he resides in the underground depths of Croydon living as a soldier of fortune. Remember if you have a problem and no one else can help maybe you can hire Jesus Christ. (Little known Jesus fact, not only did he invent Christianity Jesus also invented wrestling, bread, Crosswords and the rather unsuccessful cola drink Tab Clear.
