Arise For The
Ministers Of Mulletology
Terry Nutkins (the God of mulletology, temporaily)
Animal lover and purveryor of the bullet/skullet/hulk
" Hello I am Terry Nutkins, you may know me through my close relationship with animals as demonstrated on the Really Wild Show. I am delighted to have been ordaned as the the temporary God of the church of Mulletology, it is indeed an honour. Unfortunately due to my baldness I can never grow a full and proper mullet, this has given me many a sleepless night when Ive wondered if its all worth it anymore. However after being told that I have a mullet variation (the Bullet, the Skullet or the Hulk depending on yout terminology) and being given such a godlike role I am now a wholesome and happy man. Since being ordaned as a god I have been asked if I can walk on water, turn water into wine, part seas and create world peace...to answer these questions no I cant, however I will die on the cross for all the sins of mullets. I have to go now to feed all my animals I keep in my shed, cheers Terry."
MCGYVER (The right hon. rabbi of mulletology)
Maverick detective who uses science rather than violence to crack crime
" Being ordaned a minister of mulletology is one of my greatest achievements, it means I can now marry mullets to fullets. I have to go now to solve a crime, some children have been kidnapped by the guy who played Kevin Arnold in the Wonder Years, oh I forgot Im only a fictional character."
JESUS CHRIST (Mythical master of mulletology)
Son of God (not Terry Nutkins son) inventor of christianity and bread
"A mullet, I always thought it was just long hair, anyway I am proud to become a minister of mulletology because it means I can stand beside some of my heroes such as Mcgyver and the Ultimate Warrior. Come to think of it, this beats chritianity anyday, thats just for people with no hope who we give false hope. alleyluyah.."
MEL GIBSON
Actor and ex mullet wearer
" I never once had a mullet and I deny any involvement in this, this....cult.I have to go now to appear in another lame film or Braveheart rip off."
ULTIMATE WARRIOR
Wrestler and therefore has a mullet
" Everyone better prepare to feel the wrath of the Ultimate Warrior, I will destroy Sargent Slaughter and all he stands for, gggaaaaaaggggghhhhh! Oh I don't do that anymore, bugger."