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Church Of Mulletology
"Officially whole heartedly, 100% blasphemous according to religious groups and white supremacists"
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created 8 June, 2000AD
With various religions and cults such as Christianity, Scientology, Berrickism and Aetheism doing the rounds it is about time we initiated a new religion, namely MULLETOLOGY. This religion can enlighten your life and the lives of others through the study of mullets. As The Anglers Times has reviewed the religion: " Its kind of like Scientology except with mullets."
MULLET THOUGHT FOR THE DAY
"There is nothing more beautiful than a mullet in flight"
Most Frequently asked mullet question Number 8. What is the best song which best represents the mullet movement?
ANSWER: The Final Countdown by Europe of course. This 80's classic from Scandanavian poodle, permed, boufant rockers Europe remains a staple air guitar classic. Many a rock club in Eastern Europe rings with the sound of this epic as mullet after mullet regale in the glory of impending armagedden. EUROPE FACT: The Final Countdown has been number 1 in the Czech Republic for 20 years, aside from one week when David Hasselhoff took over with his power ballad, Feel My Love Pump Action Tonight (Baby!).
EXPLORE THE REALMS OF MULLETOLOGY
NEW-THE JOHN DALY STORY-NEW
The story of how a man grew a mullet and attained mystical powers in the world of Golf but was his destiny was already decided.....
Mulletology is inspired by the Beastie Boys, the founders of mullet appreciation
"You're coming off like your Van Damme, You got Kenny G in your Trans Am, You've got names like Billy Ray, Now you sing Hip Hop Horay, #1 on the side and don't touch the back, #6 on the side and don't cut it wack jack, Mullet Head" Beastie Boys taken from the Ill Communication B-side, Mullethead.