4.

Check out this superfly guy at the prom. Its all there, the puffed out mullet, the gleaming shine and the feint virgins moustache. Unlucky for Chip though his date never turned up and his life spiralled down into a mess of gay animal sex and addictions to numerous substances such as Asprin and Benolyn.

What can be said except for CHILD ABUSE. This child has no hope, at this early stage its all too much and will stay with him for the rest of his life. May God have mercy on his mulleted soul.

5.

This man is clearly one for the ladies. But be warned. He uses his mullet as a web to entrap women, to physically entrap women. Women become lost in his mullet. He is wanted in connection with the deaths of a number of women  in Chicago. Yes he is a sex offender.

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.....dickhead.

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