The John Daly Story - Epilogue |
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John became the person he was destined to become before Mulletology showed him the way and gave him faith to win. He became a worthless nobody, addicted to MacDonalds, addicted to TV and TV remote controls(look he even needs 4 remotes) and with a wife who was left deeply unsatisfied as she had no lovely mullet to run her fingers through. John had become a no good bum. |
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Simply juxtapose these 2 images. In a Samson esque biblical story way John has lost his powers. He has lost all his faith and therefore all his mulletude. With a mullet John was somebody, without the mullet John is a nobody awaiting an umpleasant death concerning some rusty garden sheers. May God have mercy on his soul. |
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