10 Commandments of Mulletology

1. Thou shall play air guitar with maximum mullitude.
2. Thou shall not break anybodys heart, their achy breaky heart.
3.(a) If thou is from the deep south of America and thou has a mullet thou shall beat thy wife with plenty of mullitude.
3(b). If thou is from the deep south of America and thou has a mullet thou shall marry thy cousin or sister. If thou is a she-mullet thou shall marry thy cousin or brother.
4. Thou shall never wash thy neighbours mullet.
5. Thou must cut it on the top but never touch the back.
6. Thou must live by the mullet and indeed, die by the mullet.