You'll sit with your family while I'll go for mine
I'll get the money and then your girl
And before you know it we will be gone
As I spot up your ride a convertibe Miata
Your girl got freeky started calling Papa
Had a little fun but then I had to bounce
The girl was pissed cause I only came once
Drop her of at Sergey's house
She did him too but then she to bounced
The car was to slow I had to loose it
So I gave it to Alex so he would abuse it
Kept walking till I saw the beauty to be stolen
Bill Gates Benz for him it was to boring
I came up to him and hit him in the jaw
Got in the car while he screamed maaaaaaaaa
As I drove through croosroads I took out a cigarette
Lit it up and now I was the mack
Heard some sounds looked in the rear view mirror
Heard the police as they were getting nearer
Now I knew that I had to bail
So I stepped on the pedal so I wouldn't go to jail
For loosing the cops I should have got a medal
Parked the car thinking it was all cool
In the a minute I'd find out that I was the fool
The cop came up and put handcuffs on me
I said pig get off me don't you know who I be
He said yea you that fool that goes by Jimmy
So I took his billy club and I hit him in a nut
Jimmy Lyric December 19,1999
Wrote it in Feb 1999
