- Literacy, so you can read the beer can labels
- Save the whales because they are cool to watch while you're drinking beer!
- Free speech, because if a beer brand sucks, I wanna be able to tell you!
- Stop hunger, because you can't drink beer on an empty stomach!
- Cause of thirsty US soldiers... JimmyBeer believes the army, navy, air force soldiers should receive free beer from the government because when we need ass kicked, they kick ass, and anybody who kicks ass deserves a beer!!
- Keep the homeless drunk so they remain happy
- JimmyBeer believes that if both sides could just sit down and have a beer, there COULD be peace in the Middle East!