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Help! My dog ran away.
Sincerely,
- Hopeless in Houston
Dear Hopeless,
Try the animal shelter. If that doesn't work, give up and have a beer. Always remember to never play with matches.
Good Luck,
Jimmy
will i go to jail if i rob a bank?
wondering in wyoming
Dear Wondering,
It's only illegal if you get caught!
Good luck!! (and have a beer!)
JimmyBeer
How can I get rid of tomato sauce stains on white carpet?
Yours Truly,
Clueless in Chicago
Dear Clueless,
Try pouring beer on the carpet. If that doesn't work, call Carles Carpet Cleaners! (see below!)
Hope everything works out (and have a beer!),
Jimmy
JimmyBeer sez: I suggest a pale ale. Although, I am not sure if that is the perfect beer that goes with turkey, I'd just like to say, pale ale, pale ale.
Good luck, (and have a beer!)
Jimmy