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Things I liked in the movie:
Natalie’s accent.
Castro Santa.
The doing of things.
Impressions
This is one of my favorites. The riffs are funny and the movie is pretty lame. You come to hate all the characters and it’s fun to see them get mocked by Mike and the bots.
The premise of the movie is kind of interesting (the origin of the werewolf is the old bones), but the acting is so bad that it becomes funny by itself. Martin Sheen’s brother is in it and he looks like Martin only fat and stupid. The lead girl has a tiny mouth and seems to be unfamiliar with English. Her accent is so weird that werewolf comes out “wirwoof” and she can’t keep her verb number straight (“you is”). The bad guy looks a lot like Eric Estrada and has similar mannerisms. He gets his in the end, though, after a long, confusing shaky-cam first-person chase scene. For us stupid audience members, every time someone turns into a werewolf, we see the bones, the full moon, and hear a howl. That’s so we can understand what’s going on. This leads to comments like, “The world’s longest lasting full moon” and when they show the skull with its wide-open mouth “yaaawwwwn.”
A strange skeleton is discovered at an archeological dig. It looks like part man, part beast. Martin Sheen’s brother gets a scratch from it and turns into a werewolf. An evil archeologist figures this out and uses it to his advantage. Meanwhile, an out of town pretty boy moves in with Fidel Castro and picks up a hot looking, speech-impaired chick with the world’s weirdest accent. The evil archeologist purposely scratches him with the werewolf jawbone and he turns into a werewolf, too. The girl beats the bad guy at pool. The pretty boy cum werewolf admits to “doing things” and finally—big climax—the girlfriend turns into a werewolf, too, and they live rappiry rever rafter.
Host Segments
Mike thinks he is
the host of "Actors Studio" and interviews Crow, who Mike thinks is
Ray Liotta.
Crow hits Mike with
a clown hammer and Mike remembers that they can climb down to the planet!
Pearl, Bobo, and
Brain Guy are eating breakfast cereal.
Mike drops a ladder which, in spite of the Earth’s large surface area,
amazingly, lands right there in the castle. Pearl has Brain Guy make Mike climb
back up with a lit cannon.
Mike and Tom play
"Who would you want in your werewolf movie?" and they are all
brothers of famous people (mocking the choice of Martin Sheen’s brother)
As a '60s girl group, Mike and the 'bots sing "Where, oh Werewolf"
Mike gets a cut from
Crow and becomes a WereCrow. He starts acting like Crow and grows a big net on
his head.
Mike has developed
more into WereCrow and Servo is turning into WereMike.
Pearl tries to make a werewolf by injecting the essence of wolf into a man.
Brain Guy brings along the man while Bobo tries to get a wolf, but gets a cute
little doggy. They decide to retire for the day.
Stinger:
"This is absolutely fascinating."
Some funny riffs
Natalie and the bad guy are playing pool in tight t-shirts.
Crow: OK, everyone
go up a shirt size
Tom: Filmed in pectoral vision.
Natalie says “you is” and “they was” a few times. Then she comes upon the lycanthropic Paul
Mike as Natalie: Pol, you is a wirwelf!
The camera lingers for a while on a building.
Servo: Man, they're establishing the HELL out of this building here!
A man-turned-werewolf is shown in a hospital bed.
Servo: Quick! Apply intraveneous Nair.
The werewolf attacks a security guard that looks like Bob Vila.
Crow: Not Bob Vila, no!
Servo: Now what we're doing here, Bob, is gettin' killed by a werewolf.
The keeper of the rental house looks like both Castro and Santa Claus.
Crow: Dictator for life: Santa.
The audio is bad and there is a lot of talking.
Crow: And loud mumbling breaks out!
Natalie: Paul?
Mike as Natalie: I enjoyed your letter to the Philippians.
Natalie: So Paul, what do you think?
Mike as Natalie: Could the Colossians stand another letter?
Sam the Keeper walks in while Paul and Natalie are kissing.
Crow: He's trapped between first and second, caught in a rundown.
Natalie’s accent is difficult to understand.
Natalie: I don't know what to believe anymore.
Servo: Try believing in ESL for a while.
Natalie: Well, maybe then it's too late!
Mike: Wow, the future conditional pluperfect subjunctive.
Crow: Not a good sign when the action in your movie is upstaged by a mural.
The cheesy special effects that are supposed to look like Paul is growing wolf claws look more like someone put conical tips on his fingers.
Natalie: I love you no matter what!
Crow as Paul: Well can you help me get these Bugles off my fingers?
Mike: Is that a 1x6? Oh, it's her—acting.
Paul: It was a nightmare . . . I was running in the streets, doing things . . . .
Mike: Oh, no, not things!
Mike, as Paul morphs into a werewolf: Bacon! Bacon bacon bacon!
Crow: You know, it's economical not to have a storyline, 'cause then you can just film people saying things.