| Elian (April 13, 2000) And so this familial tug of war has become an international fiasco: the Miami relatives have publicly sworn that Elian won�t go back home to Castro. The boy, while at the house of great-uncle Lazaro, is paraded around by cousin Marisleysis; the whole crazy scene has become quite bizzaro� you just can�t make up stuff like this. Both sides should take their favorite son and do as the ancient Hebrews would do� though I fear if they visited wise Solomon the poor child would be sliced right in two. |