Recent research by astronomers has revealed that the universe may not in fact be centered on Jimbo, as was widely believed by the several customers of Jimbo's Beer Shack.  Jimbo got word of these studies last week and spent the weekend reading the reports.  He decided that their findings were fairly conclusive and is willing to accept them.

"The findings are disappointing," said Jimbo, "but a relief.  It was great knowing that absolutely everything was centered on me, but it also made me feel like a I had some great responsibility to maintain cosmic order.  That's why I opened my Beer Shack."

The research concluded that the universe is not actually centered on any one thing, and that not even this planetary system is centered on Jimbo-- it is centered on the Sun.  "The Sun," remarked Jimbo, "why didn't I think of that?"  Jimbo briefly considered going to the center of the Earth so that at least the planet would be centered on him, but he heard that the temperatures there can be extreme.  "I wasn't sure my little battery-powered fan would suffice to keep me cool there," he said.

Jimbo has not yet broken the news to his loyal customers, for fear of disappointing them.  "I've become a sort of god to them," said Jimbo, "and besides, they just spent so much time and money on the statue of me in their temple."