Yesterday Jimbo was distracted by a shiny object while driving on the highway, causing a thirty car pileup.  The cars literally piled up one on top of another in a comical fashion, creating a tall tower of automobiles.  Only minor injuries were reported.

Jimbo was headed north and was in the process of overtaking a vehicle traveling at "a mere 20 miles per hour over the speed limit," when a shiny somehwere caught his eye.  He then came to a screeching halt so that he might get a better look at the object.  It was then that the other cars began to build a stack beneath Jimbo, pushing him skyward.

It was not immediately clear what the distracting shiny object was, but police thought it might have been a very reflective window, or even Jimbo's own rearview mirror.  "I can't believe anyone ever gave me a driver's license," said Jimbo.