Last night a mob of angry villagers surrounded Jimbo's Beer Shack, intending to kill Jimbo.  Apparently they had mistaken Jimbo for a three-headed zombie ogre and wanted to rid the town of the monster.  When Jimbo stepped out to see what the commotion was, the mob rushed toward him and were on the verge of killing him before the mistake became apparent.

The villagers apologized and explained their error.  Jimbo is said to have replied:  "What's that about?  I don't have three heads.  I'll have to check on the zombie ogre part though."

The angry mob, which wielded pitchforks and torches, planned to meet next week to design a new strategy for killing the three-headed zombie ogre.  "At this point the plan is to find out where the ogre really is," said the leader of the mob, "and then to hold series of meetings in which we will assign a committee to draft a proposal for the elimination of the ogre, which will then be debated by the entire body of the mob during the next annual meeting, after which we will have the final vote.  If all goes well, we'll be attacking the ogre by early autumn.  We're not normally violent people; but we're being driven by the classic impulsive rage of a mob here."

The real three-headed zombie ogre was upset by the villagers' mistake.  "I go through all this trouble to be a menace to the village, and they can't even recognize me!" he said.  "Sometimes I don' t know why I bother."