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Jimbo Has No Idea What You Did Last Summer L ast summer you did something. It has been kept a secret. You thought that no one knew what you did. But someone does know.Not Jimbo, though. "I have no idea what anyone did last summer," he says, "and I'm not interested, either." The news of Jimbo's ignorance of summer activites came as a relief to some people who committed certain crimes over the summer. "I was worried that Jimbo might know about my bank robbery, but as it turns out I'm safe," said one man. "Wait," he added as he left Jimbo's Beer Shack, "don't print that quote." However, the news was disappointing to others. One Beer Shack customer complained about Jimbo's revelation. "I spent hours telling him about my summer vacation," she said. "I even invited him to my house to see my photos. In fact, he was even with me on the vacation." "I forgot," responded Jimbo. "Cut me some slack; I was wasted at the time." |